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T.S. T.Stout Full Member

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Haye will just keep reinjuring himself in training until Vitali is 50+ years old, retired and in politics.

I'll bet we'll never see Haye in the ring with a Klitschko again

T.S., Sep 21, 2013

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PolishNavy Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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Boxed Ears said: ↑

November 2013: Begin negotiations
December 2013: Negotiations fall through
January 2014: Negotiations resume
February 2014: Sign to fight for April 2014
March 2014: Fight postponed after Vitali injures his back
April 2014: Haye threatens to fight Chisora in rematch the world demands for the European title because Vitali is a fraud.
May 2014: Haye injures ankle, is gutted for fans, fight postponed.
June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.
July 2014: Haye wants to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title
August 2014: Vitali's elbow is better, Haye has suffered a torn pecker and cannot fight in this condition. He is gutted.
September 2014: Vitali threatens to fight Arreola in rematch while Haye convalesces
October 2014: Haye is ready to fight for the title, Vitali reaches for bottle of Centrum Silver and his shoulder comes out of the socket and his skin like a scene from Alien and/or Spaceballs. Fight is postponed until May 2015, at the earliest.
January 2015: Haye threatens to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title, Stiverne says yes.
March 2015: Haye pulls out of Stiverne fight with loose braid, is gutted, calls Vitali a ducker.
June 2015: Vitali issues statement from his nursing home that he is ready to come back for Haye fight.
July 2015: Haye calls Vitali a boring, old mummy. Booth calls Vitali a great champion, whose promoter is afraid to deal with them.
August 2015: Haye threatens to fight Tor Hamer.
September 2015: Vitali signs to fight Hasim Rahman again.
October 2015: Vitali pulls out of fight with Rahman after tearing his rectum during a routine enema.
November 2015: Haye says he'll clean up Hasim Rahman for "Grandpa Vitali and save the division like Lennox Lewis did but earlier"
January 2016: Haye pulls out of Rahman fight when Rahman asks to postpone for the birth of his great grandson's... debut match with Lennox Lewis' son.
February 2016: Vitali sues WBC to keep his title.
March 2016: Haye threatens to face Manuel Charr in the fight the world is waiting for, 13 years in the making.
May 2016: Haye and Vitali negotiate to fight.
June 2016: Vitali injures knee getting off shower seat. His knee is obliterated. He might retire but hopes to be back in late April 2018.
April 2017: Haye says Wladimir is boring and if his brother is afraid to fight him he will destroy the now forty-something champion as he would have if he were healthy before. Wladimir says Haye is a joke, but also like a prime Tyson and considers a match if Haye defeats Manuel Charr.
September 2017: Wladimir faces Manuel Charr and says he would have defeated David Haye, though it would've been like two prime Tysons.

January 2019: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight for May 2019.
May 2019: Wladimir retires after his stunning decision victory over Mormeck in what American media are calling "the worst trilogy of all time".

July 2025: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight. Haye says it's high time Vitali quit ducking him. Vitali and Jose Sulaiman award Vitali with WBC "Greatest Longest Reigning Champion" Gold Belt.

July 2026: Haye threatens to fight Hasim Rahman. Vitali says he is the one with unfinished business with Rahman.

July 2030: Hasim Rahman is diagnosed with rare form of "Walking Oldness" and questions are raised about his medical tests. Is he fit to fight again? Haye points out that Rahman just got a first-round kayo over Manswell...

July 2040: Haye says he is ready to clean up the division of "all the old garbage laying around" and threatens to face Jameel McCline, who may have several cataracts but has passed all medical tests and recently beaten former champion Shannon Briggs.

July 2041: Vitali Klitschko retires

April 2042: Vitali hints he may come back if Lennox Lewis also comes back, to finally finish business. Media reminds Vitali that Lennox died of natural causes a few years before this. Vitali says he's willing to face Lennox Junior, who has recently come out of retirement.

May 2043: David Haye claims Vitali is ducking him and will retire if a deal cannot be reached. Vitali says he doesn't remember who David Haye is but he'll "kick his ass when he...where's my apple sauce? Is he the one who took my apple sauce?"
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Standing O :happy

PolishNavy, Sep 21, 2013

PolishNavy, Sep 21, 2013

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Boxed Ears said: ↑

November 2013: Begin negotiations
December 2013: Negotiations fall through
January 2014: Negotiations resume
February 2014: Sign to fight for April 2014
March 2014: Fight postponed after Vitali injures his back
April 2014: Haye threatens to fight Chisora in rematch the world demands for the European title because Vitali is a fraud.
May 2014: Haye injures ankle, is gutted for fans, fight postponed.
June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.
July 2014: Haye wants to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title
August 2014: Vitali's elbow is better, Haye has suffered a torn pecker and cannot fight in this condition. He is gutted.
September 2014: Vitali threatens to fight Arreola in rematch while Haye convalesces
October 2014: Haye is ready to fight for the title, Vitali reaches for bottle of Centrum Silver and his shoulder comes out of the socket and his skin like a scene from Alien and/or Spaceballs. Fight is postponed until May 2015, at the earliest.
January 2015: Haye threatens to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title, Stiverne says yes.
March 2015: Haye pulls out of Stiverne fight with loose braid, is gutted, calls Vitali a ducker.
June 2015: Vitali issues statement from his nursing home that he is ready to come back for Haye fight.
July 2015: Haye calls Vitali a boring, old mummy. Booth calls Vitali a great champion, whose promoter is afraid to deal with them.
August 2015: Haye threatens to fight Tor Hamer.
September 2015: Vitali signs to fight Hasim Rahman again.
October 2015: Vitali pulls out of fight with Rahman after tearing his rectum during a routine enema.
November 2015: Haye says he'll clean up Hasim Rahman for "Grandpa Vitali and save the division like Lennox Lewis did but earlier"
January 2016: Haye pulls out of Rahman fight when Rahman asks to postpone for the birth of his great grandson's... debut match with Lennox Lewis' son.
February 2016: Vitali sues WBC to keep his title.
March 2016: Haye threatens to face Manuel Charr in the fight the world is waiting for, 13 years in the making.
May 2016: Haye and Vitali negotiate to fight.
June 2016: Vitali injures knee getting off shower seat. His knee is obliterated. He might retire but hopes to be back in late April 2018.
April 2017: Haye says Wladimir is boring and if his brother is afraid to fight him he will destroy the now forty-something champion as he would have if he were healthy before. Wladimir says Haye is a joke, but also like a prime Tyson and considers a match if Haye defeats Manuel Charr.
September 2017: Wladimir faces Manuel Charr and says he would have defeated David Haye, though it would've been like two prime Tysons.

January 2019: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight for May 2019.
May 2019: Wladimir retires after his stunning decision victory over Mormeck in what American media are calling "the worst trilogy of all time".

July 2025: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight. Haye says it's high time Vitali quit ducking him. Vitali and Jose Sulaiman award Vitali with WBC "Greatest Longest Reigning Champion" Gold Belt.

July 2026: Haye threatens to fight Hasim Rahman. Vitali says he is the one with unfinished business with Rahman.

July 2030: Hasim Rahman is diagnosed with rare form of "Walking Oldness" and questions are raised about his medical tests. Is he fit to fight again? Haye points out that Rahman just got a first-round kayo over Manswell...

July 2040: Haye says he is ready to clean up the division of "all the old garbage laying around" and threatens to face Jameel McCline, who may have several cataracts but has passed all medical tests and recently beaten former champion Shannon Briggs.

July 2041: Vitali Klitschko retires

April 2042: Vitali hints he may come back if Lennox Lewis also comes back, to finally finish business. Media reminds Vitali that Lennox died of natural causes a few years before this. Vitali says he's willing to face Lennox Junior, who has recently come out of retirement.

May 2043: David Haye claims Vitali is ducking him and will retire if a deal cannot be reached. Vitali says he doesn't remember who David Haye is but he'll "kick his ass when he...where's my apple sauce? Is he the one who took my apple sauce?"
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:rofl

Rumsfeld, Sep 21, 2013

Rumsfeld, Sep 21, 2013

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Boxed Ears said: ↑

June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.

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That one was my favorite!

:rofl

Rumsfeld, Sep 21, 2013

Rumsfeld, Sep 21, 2013

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Boxed Ears said: ↑

November 2013: Begin negotiations
December 2013: Negotiations fall through
January 2014: Negotiations resume
February 2014: Sign to fight for April 2014
March 2014: Fight postponed after Vitali injures his back
April 2014: Haye threatens to fight Chisora in rematch the world demands for the European title because Vitali is a fraud.
May 2014: Haye injures ankle, is gutted for fans, fight postponed.
June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.
July 2014: Haye wants to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title
August 2014: Vitali's elbow is better, Haye has suffered a torn pecker and cannot fight in this condition. He is gutted.
September 2014: Vitali threatens to fight Arreola in rematch while Haye convalesces
October 2014: Haye is ready to fight for the title, Vitali reaches for bottle of Centrum Silver and his shoulder comes out of the socket and his skin like a scene from Alien and/or Spaceballs. Fight is postponed until May 2015, at the earliest.
January 2015: Haye threatens to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title, Stiverne says yes.
March 2015: Haye pulls out of Stiverne fight with loose braid, is gutted, calls Vitali a ducker.
June 2015: Vitali issues statement from his nursing home that he is ready to come back for Haye fight.
July 2015: Haye calls Vitali a boring, old mummy. Booth calls Vitali a great champion, whose promoter is afraid to deal with them.
August 2015: Haye threatens to fight Tor Hamer.
September 2015: Vitali signs to fight Hasim Rahman again.
October 2015: Vitali pulls out of fight with Rahman after tearing his rectum during a routine enema.
November 2015: Haye says he'll clean up Hasim Rahman for "Grandpa Vitali and save the division like Lennox Lewis did but earlier"
January 2016: Haye pulls out of Rahman fight when Rahman asks to postpone for the birth of his great grandson's... debut match with Lennox Lewis' son.
February 2016: Vitali sues WBC to keep his title.
March 2016: Haye threatens to face Manuel Charr in the fight the world is waiting for, 13 years in the making.
May 2016: Haye and Vitali negotiate to fight.
June 2016: Vitali injures knee getting off shower seat. His knee is obliterated. He might retire but hopes to be back in late April 2018.
April 2017: Haye says Wladimir is boring and if his brother is afraid to fight him he will destroy the now forty-something champion as he would have if he were healthy before. Wladimir says Haye is a joke, but also like a prime Tyson and considers a match if Haye defeats Manuel Charr.
September 2017: Wladimir faces Manuel Charr and says he would have defeated David Haye, though it would've been like two prime Tysons.

January 2019: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight for May 2019.
May 2019: Wladimir retires after his stunning decision victory over Mormeck in what American media are calling "the worst trilogy of all time".

July 2025: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight. Haye says it's high time Vitali quit ducking him. Vitali and Jose Sulaiman award Vitali with WBC "Greatest Longest Reigning Champion" Gold Belt.

July 2026: Haye threatens to fight Hasim Rahman. Vitali says he is the one with unfinished business with Rahman.

July 2030: Hasim Rahman is diagnosed with rare form of "Walking Oldness" and questions are raised about his medical tests. Is he fit to fight again? Haye points out that Rahman just got a first-round kayo over Manswell...

July 2040: Haye says he is ready to clean up the division of "all the old garbage laying around" and threatens to face Jameel McCline, who may have several cataracts but has passed all medical tests and recently beaten former champion Shannon Briggs.

July 2041: Vitali Klitschko retires

April 2042: Vitali hints he may come back if Lennox Lewis also comes back, to finally finish business. Media reminds Vitali that Lennox died of natural causes a few years before this. Vitali says he's willing to face Lennox Junior, who has recently come out of retirement.

May 2043: David Haye claims Vitali is ducking him and will retire if a deal cannot be reached. Vitali says he doesn't remember who David Haye is but he'll "kick his ass when he...where's my apple sauce? Is he the one who took my apple sauce?"
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tres drol

TheCrazyCal, Sep 21, 2013

TheCrazyCal, Sep 21, 2013

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vast said: ↑

haye deserves nothing. he is a coward and a loudmouth. literally chickened out the first go-around (now backing out of the fury fight), froze against Wlad. Let him not wast Vitalis time, as Vitali gains nothing from fighting him.
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:good:good

gdm, Sep 21, 2013

gdm, Sep 21, 2013

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Boxed Ears said: ↑

November 2013: Begin negotiations
December 2013: Negotiations fall through
January 2014: Negotiations resume
February 2014: Sign to fight for April 2014
March 2014: Fight postponed after Vitali injures his back
April 2014: Haye threatens to fight Chisora in rematch the world demands for the European title because Vitali is a fraud.
May 2014: Haye injures ankle, is gutted for fans, fight postponed.
June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.
July 2014: Haye wants to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title
August 2014: Vitali's elbow is better, Haye has suffered a torn pecker and cannot fight in this condition. He is gutted.
September 2014: Vitali threatens to fight Arreola in rematch while Haye convalesces
October 2014: Haye is ready to fight for the title, Vitali reaches for bottle of Centrum Silver and his shoulder comes out of the socket and his skin like a scene from Alien and/or Spaceballs. Fight is postponed until May 2015, at the earliest.
January 2015: Haye threatens to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title, Stiverne says yes.
March 2015: Haye pulls out of Stiverne fight with loose braid, is gutted, calls Vitali a ducker.
June 2015: Vitali issues statement from his nursing home that he is ready to come back for Haye fight.
July 2015: Haye calls Vitali a boring, old mummy. Booth calls Vitali a great champion, whose promoter is afraid to deal with them.
August 2015: Haye threatens to fight Tor Hamer.
September 2015: Vitali signs to fight Hasim Rahman again.
October 2015: Vitali pulls out of fight with Rahman after tearing his rectum during a routine enema.
November 2015: Haye says he'll clean up Hasim Rahman for "Grandpa Vitali and save the division like Lennox Lewis did but earlier"
January 2016: Haye pulls out of Rahman fight when Rahman asks to postpone for the birth of his great grandson's... debut match with Lennox Lewis' son.
February 2016: Vitali sues WBC to keep his title.
March 2016: Haye threatens to face Manuel Charr in the fight the world is waiting for, 13 years in the making.
May 2016: Haye and Vitali negotiate to fight.
June 2016: Vitali injures knee getting off shower seat. His knee is obliterated. He might retire but hopes to be back in late April 2018.
April 2017: Haye says Wladimir is boring and if his brother is afraid to fight him he will destroy the now forty-something champion as he would have if he were healthy before. Wladimir says Haye is a joke, but also like a prime Tyson and considers a match if Haye defeats Manuel Charr.
September 2017: Wladimir faces Manuel Charr and says he would have defeated David Haye, though it would've been like two prime Tysons.

January 2019: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight for May 2019.
May 2019: Wladimir retires after his stunning decision victory over Mormeck in what American media are calling "the worst trilogy of all time".

July 2025: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight. Haye says it's high time Vitali quit ducking him. Vitali and Jose Sulaiman award Vitali with WBC "Greatest Longest Reigning Champion" Gold Belt.

July 2026: Haye threatens to fight Hasim Rahman. Vitali says he is the one with unfinished business with Rahman.

July 2030: Hasim Rahman is diagnosed with rare form of "Walking Oldness" and questions are raised about his medical tests. Is he fit to fight again? Haye points out that Rahman just got a first-round kayo over Manswell...

July 2040: Haye says he is ready to clean up the division of "all the old garbage laying around" and threatens to face Jameel McCline, who may have several cataracts but has passed all medical tests and recently beaten former champion Shannon Briggs.

July 2041: Vitali Klitschko retires

April 2042: Vitali hints he may come back if Lennox Lewis also comes back, to finally finish business. Media reminds Vitali that Lennox died of natural causes a few years before this. Vitali says he's willing to face Lennox Junior, who has recently come out of retirement.

May 2043: David Haye claims Vitali is ducking him and will retire if a deal cannot be reached. Vitali says he doesn't remember who David Haye is but he'll "kick his ass when he...where's my apple sauce? Is he the one who took my apple sauce?"
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:rofllol::happy:happy:happy

StreetsofRAGE, Sep 21, 2013

StreetsofRAGE, Sep 21, 2013

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post of the year

Mattaru, Sep 21, 2013

Mattaru, Sep 21, 2013

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If a Vitali fight is the reason for the cancellation of the Fury fight, then it is great news!
P.s. Great post Boxed Ears

Grecorussian, Sep 21, 2013

Grecorussian, Sep 21, 2013

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Well according to Vitali's team he won't be able to fight until next year so clearly any rumours of a fight this year have been fabricated.

Great post boxed Ears pretty much sums up the ridiculous nature of things at the moment.

Brighton bomber, Sep 22, 2013

Brighton bomber, Sep 22, 2013

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Boxed Ears said: ↑

November 2013: Begin negotiations
December 2013: Negotiations fall through
January 2014: Negotiations resume
February 2014: Sign to fight for April 2014
March 2014: Fight postponed after Vitali injures his back
April 2014: Haye threatens to fight Chisora in rematch the world demands for the European title because Vitali is a fraud.
May 2014: Haye injures ankle, is gutted for fans, fight postponed.
June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.
July 2014: Haye wants to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title
August 2014: Vitali's elbow is better, Haye has suffered a torn pecker and cannot fight in this condition. He is gutted.
September 2014: Vitali threatens to fight Arreola in rematch while Haye convalesces
October 2014: Haye is ready to fight for the title, Vitali reaches for bottle of Centrum Silver and his shoulder comes out of the socket and his skin like a scene from Alien and/or Spaceballs. Fight is postponed until May 2015, at the earliest.
January 2015: Haye threatens to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title, Stiverne says yes.
March 2015: Haye pulls out of Stiverne fight with loose braid, is gutted, calls Vitali a ducker.
June 2015: Vitali issues statement from his nursing home that he is ready to come back for Haye fight.
July 2015: Haye calls Vitali a boring, old mummy. Booth calls Vitali a great champion, whose promoter is afraid to deal with them.
August 2015: Haye threatens to fight Tor Hamer.
September 2015: Vitali signs to fight Hasim Rahman again.
October 2015: Vitali pulls out of fight with Rahman after tearing his rectum during a routine enema.
November 2015: Haye says he'll clean up Hasim Rahman for "Grandpa Vitali and save the division like Lennox Lewis did but earlier"
January 2016: Haye pulls out of Rahman fight when Rahman asks to postpone for the birth of his great grandson's... debut match with Lennox Lewis' son.
February 2016: Vitali sues WBC to keep his title.
March 2016: Haye threatens to face Manuel Charr in the fight the world is waiting for, 13 years in the making.
May 2016: Haye and Vitali negotiate to fight.
June 2016: Vitali injures knee getting off shower seat. His knee is obliterated. He might retire but hopes to be back in late April 2018.
April 2017: Haye says Wladimir is boring and if his brother is afraid to fight him he will destroy the now forty-something champion as he would have if he were healthy before. Wladimir says Haye is a joke, but also like a prime Tyson and considers a match if Haye defeats Manuel Charr.
September 2017: Wladimir faces Manuel Charr and says he would have defeated David Haye, though it would've been like two prime Tysons.

January 2019: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight for May 2019.
May 2019: Wladimir retires after his stunning decision victory over Mormeck in what American media are calling "the worst trilogy of all time".

July 2025: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight. Haye says it's high time Vitali quit ducking him. Vitali and Jose Sulaiman award Vitali with WBC "Greatest Longest Reigning Champion" Gold Belt.

July 2026: Haye threatens to fight Hasim Rahman. Vitali says he is the one with unfinished business with Rahman.

July 2030: Hasim Rahman is diagnosed with rare form of "Walking Oldness" and questions are raised about his medical tests. Is he fit to fight again? Haye points out that Rahman just got a first-round kayo over Manswell...

July 2040: Haye says he is ready to clean up the division of "all the old garbage laying around" and threatens to face Jameel McCline, who may have several cataracts but has passed all medical tests and recently beaten former champion Shannon Briggs.

July 2041: Vitali Klitschko retires

April 2042: Vitali hints he may come back if Lennox Lewis also comes back, to finally finish business. Media reminds Vitali that Lennox died of natural causes a few years before this. Vitali says he's willing to face Lennox Junior, who has recently come out of retirement.

May 2043: David Haye claims Vitali is ducking him and will retire if a deal cannot be reached. Vitali says he doesn't remember who David Haye is but he'll "kick his ass when he...where's my apple sauce? Is he the one who took my apple sauce?"
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:rofl

Bravo !

The only part you missed was when Nadezhda Ulyanovna (Klitschko mamma) passed away in 2023, and Wlad, hoping to capitalize on his brother's early onset Parkinson's, came out of retirement for his ill-fated challenge.

cuchulain, Sep 22, 2013

cuchulain, Sep 22, 2013

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Boxed Ears said: ↑

November 2013: Begin negotiations
December 2013: Negotiations fall through
January 2014: Negotiations resume
February 2014: Sign to fight for April 2014
March 2014: Fight postponed after Vitali injures his back
April 2014: Haye threatens to fight Chisora in rematch the world demands for the European title because Vitali is a fraud.
May 2014: Haye injures ankle, is gutted for fans, fight postponed.
June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.
July 2014: Haye wants to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title
August 2014: Vitali's elbow is better, Haye has suffered a torn pecker and cannot fight in this condition. He is gutted.
September 2014: Vitali threatens to fight Arreola in rematch while Haye convalesces
October 2014: Haye is ready to fight for the title, Vitali reaches for bottle of Centrum Silver and his shoulder comes out of the socket and his skin like a scene from Alien and/or Spaceballs. Fight is postponed until May 2015, at the earliest.
January 2015: Haye threatens to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title, Stiverne says yes.
March 2015: Haye pulls out of Stiverne fight with loose braid, is gutted, calls Vitali a ducker.
June 2015: Vitali issues statement from his nursing home that he is ready to come back for Haye fight.
July 2015: Haye calls Vitali a boring, old mummy. Booth calls Vitali a great champion, whose promoter is afraid to deal with them.
August 2015: Haye threatens to fight Tor Hamer.
September 2015: Vitali signs to fight Hasim Rahman again.
October 2015: Vitali pulls out of fight with Rahman after tearing his rectum during a routine enema.
November 2015: Haye says he'll clean up Hasim Rahman for "Grandpa Vitali and save the division like Lennox Lewis did but earlier"
January 2016: Haye pulls out of Rahman fight when Rahman asks to postpone for the birth of his great grandson's... debut match with Lennox Lewis' son.
February 2016: Vitali sues WBC to keep his title.
March 2016: Haye threatens to face Manuel Charr in the fight the world is waiting for, 13 years in the making.
May 2016: Haye and Vitali negotiate to fight.
June 2016: Vitali injures knee getting off shower seat. His knee is obliterated. He might retire but hopes to be back in late April 2018.
April 2017: Haye says Wladimir is boring and if his brother is afraid to fight him he will destroy the now forty-something champion as he would have if he were healthy before. Wladimir says Haye is a joke, but also like a prime Tyson and considers a match if Haye defeats Manuel Charr.
September 2017: Wladimir faces Manuel Charr and says he would have defeated David Haye, though it would've been like two prime Tysons.

January 2019: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight for May 2019.
May 2019: Wladimir retires after his stunning decision victory over Mormeck in what American media are calling "the worst trilogy of all time".

July 2025: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight. Haye says it's high time Vitali quit ducking him. Vitali and Jose Sulaiman award Vitali with WBC "Greatest Longest Reigning Champion" Gold Belt.

July 2026: Haye threatens to fight Hasim Rahman. Vitali says he is the one with unfinished business with Rahman.

July 2030: Hasim Rahman is diagnosed with rare form of "Walking Oldness" and questions are raised about his medical tests. Is he fit to fight again? Haye points out that Rahman just got a first-round kayo over Manswell...

July 2040: Haye says he is ready to clean up the division of "all the old garbage laying around" and threatens to face Jameel McCline, who may have several cataracts but has passed all medical tests and recently beaten former champion Shannon Briggs.

July 2041: Vitali Klitschko retires

April 2042: Vitali hints he may come back if Lennox Lewis also comes back, to finally finish business. Media reminds Vitali that Lennox died of natural causes a few years before this. Vitali says he's willing to face Lennox Junior, who has recently come out of retirement.

May 2043: David Haye claims Vitali is ducking him and will retire if a deal cannot be reached. Vitali says he doesn't remember who David Haye is but he'll "kick his ass when he...where's my apple sauce? Is he the one who took my apple sauce?"
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I love you Boxed Ears.

Nonito Smoak, Sep 22, 2013

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Boxed Ears said: ↑

November 2013: Begin negotiations
December 2013: Negotiations fall through
January 2014: Negotiations resume
February 2014: Sign to fight for April 2014
March 2014: Fight postponed after Vitali injures his back
April 2014: Haye threatens to fight Chisora in rematch the world demands for the European title because Vitali is a fraud.
May 2014: Haye injures ankle, is gutted for fans, fight postponed.
June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.
July 2014: Haye wants to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title
August 2014: Vitali's elbow is better, Haye has suffered a torn pecker and cannot fight in this condition. He is gutted.
September 2014: Vitali threatens to fight Arreola in rematch while Haye convalesces
October 2014: Haye is ready to fight for the title, Vitali reaches for bottle of Centrum Silver and his shoulder comes out of the socket and his skin like a scene from Alien and/or Spaceballs. Fight is postponed until May 2015, at the earliest.
January 2015: Haye threatens to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title, Stiverne says yes.
March 2015: Haye pulls out of Stiverne fight with loose braid, is gutted, calls Vitali a ducker.
June 2015: Vitali issues statement from his nursing home that he is ready to come back for Haye fight.
July 2015: Haye calls Vitali a boring, old mummy. Booth calls Vitali a great champion, whose promoter is afraid to deal with them.
August 2015: Haye threatens to fight Tor Hamer.
September 2015: Vitali signs to fight Hasim Rahman again.
October 2015: Vitali pulls out of fight with Rahman after tearing his rectum during a routine enema.
November 2015: Haye says he'll clean up Hasim Rahman for "Grandpa Vitali and save the division like Lennox Lewis did but earlier"
January 2016: Haye pulls out of Rahman fight when Rahman asks to postpone for the birth of his great grandson's... debut match with Lennox Lewis' son.
February 2016: Vitali sues WBC to keep his title.
March 2016: Haye threatens to face Manuel Charr in the fight the world is waiting for, 13 years in the making.
May 2016: Haye and Vitali negotiate to fight.
June 2016: Vitali injures knee getting off shower seat. His knee is obliterated. He might retire but hopes to be back in late April 2018.
April 2017: Haye says Wladimir is boring and if his brother is afraid to fight him he will destroy the now forty-something champion as he would have if he were healthy before. Wladimir says Haye is a joke, but also like a prime Tyson and considers a match if Haye defeats Manuel Charr.
September 2017: Wladimir faces Manuel Charr and says he would have defeated David Haye, though it would've been like two prime Tysons.

January 2019: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight for May 2019.
May 2019: Wladimir retires after his stunning decision victory over Mormeck in what American media are calling "the worst trilogy of all time".

July 2025: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight. Haye says it's high time Vitali quit ducking him. Vitali and Jose Sulaiman award Vitali with WBC "Greatest Longest Reigning Champion" Gold Belt.

July 2026: Haye threatens to fight Hasim Rahman. Vitali says he is the one with unfinished business with Rahman.

July 2030: Hasim Rahman is diagnosed with rare form of "Walking Oldness" and questions are raised about his medical tests. Is he fit to fight again? Haye points out that Rahman just got a first-round kayo over Manswell...

July 2040: Haye says he is ready to clean up the division of "all the old garbage laying around" and threatens to face Jameel McCline, who may have several cataracts but has passed all medical tests and recently beaten former champion Shannon Briggs.

July 2041: Vitali Klitschko retires

April 2042: Vitali hints he may come back if Lennox Lewis also comes back, to finally finish business. Media reminds Vitali that Lennox died of natural causes a few years before this. Vitali says he's willing to face Lennox Junior, who has recently come out of retirement.

May 2043: David Haye claims Vitali is ducking him and will retire if a deal cannot be reached. Vitali says he doesn't remember who David Haye is but he'll "kick his ass when he...where's my apple sauce? Is he the one who took my apple sauce?"
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:rofl:happy:good

Slick n Jewish, Sep 22, 2013

Slick n Jewish, Sep 22, 2013

#28
sas111 Active Member Full Member

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Jul 23, 2013

Boxed Ears said: ↑

November 2013: Begin negotiations
December 2013: Negotiations fall through
January 2014: Negotiations resume
February 2014: Sign to fight for April 2014
March 2014: Fight postponed after Vitali injures his back
April 2014: Haye threatens to fight Chisora in rematch the world demands for the European title because Vitali is a fraud.
May 2014: Haye injures ankle, is gutted for fans, fight postponed.
June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.
July 2014: Haye wants to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title
August 2014: Vitali's elbow is better, Haye has suffered a torn pecker and cannot fight in this condition. He is gutted.
September 2014: Vitali threatens to fight Arreola in rematch while Haye convalesces
October 2014: Haye is ready to fight for the title, Vitali reaches for bottle of Centrum Silver and his shoulder comes out of the socket and his skin like a scene from Alien and/or Spaceballs. Fight is postponed until May 2015, at the earliest.
January 2015: Haye threatens to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title, Stiverne says yes.
March 2015: Haye pulls out of Stiverne fight with loose braid, is gutted, calls Vitali a ducker.
June 2015: Vitali issues statement from his nursing home that he is ready to come back for Haye fight.
July 2015: Haye calls Vitali a boring, old mummy. Booth calls Vitali a great champion, whose promoter is afraid to deal with them.
August 2015: Haye threatens to fight Tor Hamer.
September 2015: Vitali signs to fight Hasim Rahman again.
October 2015: Vitali pulls out of fight with Rahman after tearing his rectum during a routine enema.
November 2015: Haye says he'll clean up Hasim Rahman for "Grandpa Vitali and save the division like Lennox Lewis did but earlier"
January 2016: Haye pulls out of Rahman fight when Rahman asks to postpone for the birth of his great grandson's... debut match with Lennox Lewis' son.
February 2016: Vitali sues WBC to keep his title.
March 2016: Haye threatens to face Manuel Charr in the fight the world is waiting for, 13 years in the making.
May 2016: Haye and Vitali negotiate to fight.
June 2016: Vitali injures knee getting off shower seat. His knee is obliterated. He might retire but hopes to be back in late April 2018.
April 2017: Haye says Wladimir is boring and if his brother is afraid to fight him he will destroy the now forty-something champion as he would have if he were healthy before. Wladimir says Haye is a joke, but also like a prime Tyson and considers a match if Haye defeats Manuel Charr.
September 2017: Wladimir faces Manuel Charr and says he would have defeated David Haye, though it would've been like two prime Tysons.

January 2019: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight for May 2019.
May 2019: Wladimir retires after his stunning decision victory over Mormeck in what American media are calling "the worst trilogy of all time".

July 2025: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight. Haye says it's high time Vitali quit ducking him. Vitali and Jose Sulaiman award Vitali with WBC "Greatest Longest Reigning Champion" Gold Belt.

July 2026: Haye threatens to fight Hasim Rahman. Vitali says he is the one with unfinished business with Rahman.

July 2030: Hasim Rahman is diagnosed with rare form of "Walking Oldness" and questions are raised about his medical tests. Is he fit to fight again? Haye points out that Rahman just got a first-round kayo over Manswell...

July 2040: Haye says he is ready to clean up the division of "all the old garbage laying around" and threatens to face Jameel McCline, who may have several cataracts but has passed all medical tests and recently beaten former champion Shannon Briggs.

July 2041: Vitali Klitschko retires

April 2042: Vitali hints he may come back if Lennox Lewis also comes back, to finally finish business. Media reminds Vitali that Lennox died of natural causes a few years before this. Vitali says he's willing to face Lennox Junior, who has recently come out of retirement.

May 2043: David Haye claims Vitali is ducking him and will retire if a deal cannot be reached. Vitali says he doesn't remember who David Haye is but he'll "kick his ass when he...where's my apple sauce? Is he the one who took my apple sauce?"
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June 2371: Master Yoda finally refuses to train David Haye because he has met the young prospect Luke Skywalker who is supoussed to bring balance in the HW devision given the fact upcoming Main event with Darth Veidar!:yep

sas111, Sep 22, 2013

sas111, Sep 22, 2013

#29
Ivan Active Member Full Member

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Aug 9, 2013

Boxed Ears said: ↑

November 2013: Begin negotiations
December 2013: Negotiations fall through
January 2014: Negotiations resume
February 2014: Sign to fight for April 2014
March 2014: Fight postponed after Vitali injures his back
April 2014: Haye threatens to fight Chisora in rematch the world demands for the European title because Vitali is a fraud.
May 2014: Haye injures ankle, is gutted for fans, fight postponed.
June 2014: Vitali sues WBC to keep belt, fight is postponed after he injures his elbow playing ping pong.
July 2014: Haye wants to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title
August 2014: Vitali's elbow is better, Haye has suffered a torn pecker and cannot fight in this condition. He is gutted.
September 2014: Vitali threatens to fight Arreola in rematch while Haye convalesces
October 2014: Haye is ready to fight for the title, Vitali reaches for bottle of Centrum Silver and his shoulder comes out of the socket and his skin like a scene from Alien and/or Spaceballs. Fight is postponed until May 2015, at the earliest.
January 2015: Haye threatens to fight Bermane Stiverne for WBC interim title, Stiverne says yes.
March 2015: Haye pulls out of Stiverne fight with loose braid, is gutted, calls Vitali a ducker.
June 2015: Vitali issues statement from his nursing home that he is ready to come back for Haye fight.
July 2015: Haye calls Vitali a boring, old mummy. Booth calls Vitali a great champion, whose promoter is afraid to deal with them.
August 2015: Haye threatens to fight Tor Hamer.
September 2015: Vitali signs to fight Hasim Rahman again.
October 2015: Vitali pulls out of fight with Rahman after tearing his rectum during a routine enema.
November 2015: Haye says he'll clean up Hasim Rahman for "Grandpa Vitali and save the division like Lennox Lewis did but earlier"
January 2016: Haye pulls out of Rahman fight when Rahman asks to postpone for the birth of his great grandson's... debut match with Lennox Lewis' son.
February 2016: Vitali sues WBC to keep his title.
March 2016: Haye threatens to face Manuel Charr in the fight the world is waiting for, 13 years in the making.
May 2016: Haye and Vitali negotiate to fight.
June 2016: Vitali injures knee getting off shower seat. His knee is obliterated. He might retire but hopes to be back in late April 2018.
April 2017: Haye says Wladimir is boring and if his brother is afraid to fight him he will destroy the now forty-something champion as he would have if he were healthy before. Wladimir says Haye is a joke, but also like a prime Tyson and considers a match if Haye defeats Manuel Charr.
September 2017: Wladimir faces Manuel Charr and says he would have defeated David Haye, though it would've been like two prime Tysons.

January 2019: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight for May 2019.
May 2019: Wladimir retires after his stunning decision victory over Mormeck in what American media are calling "the worst trilogy of all time".

July 2025: Vitali and Haye negotiate to fight. Haye says it's high time Vitali quit ducking him. Vitali and Jose Sulaiman award Vitali with WBC "Greatest Longest Reigning Champion" Gold Belt.

July 2026: Haye threatens to fight Hasim Rahman. Vitali says he is the one with unfinished business with Rahman.

July 2030: Hasim Rahman is diagnosed with rare form of "Walking Oldness" and questions are raised about his medical tests. Is he fit to fight again? Haye points out that Rahman just got a first-round kayo over Manswell...

July 2040: Haye says he is ready to clean up the division of "all the old garbage laying around" and threatens to face Jameel McCline, who may have several cataracts but has passed all medical tests and recently beaten former champion Shannon Briggs.

July 2041: Vitali Klitschko retires

April 2042: Vitali hints he may come back if Lennox Lewis also comes back, to finally finish business. Media reminds Vitali that Lennox died of natural causes a few years before this. Vitali says he's willing to face Lennox Junior, who has recently come out of retirement.

May 2043: David Haye claims Vitali is ducking him and will retire if a deal cannot be reached. Vitali says he doesn't remember who David Haye is but he'll "kick his ass when he...where's my apple sauce? Is he the one who took my apple sauce?"
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Brilliant!!! Exceptional! I laughed with tears :rofl :rofl :rofl
Sadly this is not far from the current state of affairs in the HW divisions. Some p***ies are trying to make business out of what should be a boxing competition.

Ivan, Sep 22, 2013

Ivan, Sep 22, 2013

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