HBO Finally "Gets it" that the Economy is bad, Marg-Mosley on WCB!

Why wouild sexually frustrated women cause me pain?

 

Poor Sistahs feel cheated everytime Dennis Rodman chooses Carmen Electra, over one o' dem!

 

Thats like trying to get drunk on Club Soda after you have been drinking Everclear.

 

Dont worry. I'll be contacting Top Rank after the fight, (About 14 days) and asking about the PPV numbers, I'll bet they wont want to answer me.

 

Poor pale blunder fist. I'd recommend Equine Therapy for you. But dont look down, if the horsie gets am erection or you will be reminded of my avatar. Better yet, ask the Therapist for a horse like yourself, a gelding.

 

I'd love to have both Bob Arum, and GBP's own Richard Schaefer and Oscar, and some HBO/Time Warner Big Wigs in a Press Conference Setting, with live cameras running, debating PPV Boxing, and in my corner, I'd have Pimp C and Dana White.

Jack Presscot...................."Who's idea was it, to make Casamayor-JCC a PPV Event?"

Richard Schaefer..............."Well, that was a Business Decision between ourselves and Time Warner, and HBOPPV, who had a date open.

Oscar.............................."Juan Manuel Marquez and Joel Casamayor are two of the top fighters today, and this was for the RING Title, and supremacy at that weight class."

Jack Presscot........................."Understood, and you are correct. In fact, my idol, Roberto Duran is one of Casamayor's promoters, along with Luis de Cubas. And JCC is one bad MOFO. But the bottom line fact, as great as they are, is that neither guy is a bonafide SUPERSTAR. They are WCB fighters at best.....do you understand that?"

Richard Schaefer................"That is strictly subjective sir!"

Jack Presscot..................."Is it? If Casamayor walks around the MGM Grand by himself on a Friday night, MAYBE one or two hardcore fans like myself would recognize him. Oscar, if you walk there by yourself you will get mobbed by autograph seekers, ect. That is the difference between a Superstar and a Fighter. Comprende?

Oscar......"Er, uh"

Jack Presscot................."It's real ****ing simple, Gentlemen, what you do, is identify those fighters which are bonafide Superstars. If they get mobbed in a public area, if many folks recognize them, they are SUPERSTARS. Manny Pac and Hatton are 2 examples. Fighting EACH OTHER it is a PPV worthy event. A Megafight. Hatton fighting Malignaggi is not PPV, neither is Manny Pac taking on some jobber, WBC mandatory. Those are regular HBO BAD or WCB fights. Sugar and Margarito could have POSSIBLY been PPV, but in today's economy, HBO is better off showing it on HBOWCB, and ensuring that in this non Football Weekend, they get some Mondo muther****ijn' ratings, rather than risk only 135,000 folks willing to shell out 54.95 to watch this, and with a weak undercard. Oscar, nobody dont wanna see Abner Mares fighting nobody. But get Juarez a Title shot, and stick Bojado in there against Hector Camacho Jr. and Elena Reid in a bloody chick fight, and that is a PPV Undercard, just like Don used to do back in the day."

Richard Schaefer.................."er, uh"

Dana White......................"Looks like Jack is unto something. Thats what we have done with the UFC on SPIKE TV. We show the lower level fights, and use these as an advertising springboard for the MegaEvents, on PPV TV, like Brock's Revenge match. Before all is said and done, we will have fed our target PPV Audience about 18 hours of free MMA on Spike, and tease them with the Event, by the time it happens, people are dying to see the Rematch.

Pimp C..........(Gets up, and walks over to Oscar, takes off his jacket to reveal a "TEAM MAYWEATHER" T-shirt.) "Oscar de la Hoya, you were a big coward, not to take the Rematch with Money, and as an official REP of his Team, we are calling your ass out again"

Richard Schaefer................."Sir, this is about PPV, not the Mayweather Rematch, I'd suggest you sit down, and let the adults talk"

Pimp C...................."**** you, boy!" (Slaps Schaefer in the back of the head, a la DLH-Mayorga press conference, starting a Pier Sixer, melee, in which about 30 people are involved, Presscot lunges at Oscar, but is stopped by some Secret Service like Security, who already have Pimp C handcuffed, and are hastily escorting Dana White towards the door, as Jack feels himself carried out next to Pimp)

Jack Presscot.........(Being carried out)........."GOTDamn it, Pimp, I thought you said be cool in there!"

Pimp C...............(Also being carried out)....."Man, dat was Cool!":smoke