Heavyweight Limericks

An ex-Hobo Champ named Jack
was relaxing and just Kicking Back
He said he thought it was funny
when he heard an ex College boy named Tunney
said he could easily avoid the Maulers famed Attack

A Hefty one-time Prospect by the name of Buster
Once had George Chuvalo all of a fluster
But Frazier and Ali
were not quite so Pally
and he was subsequently to lose all of his Luster

A Beanpole Albuquerque Sheriff called Bob
was doing an excellent Job
He Found Dealing with Lt Heavy's no task
in journalist Acclaim he would usually bask
Cause it was the heavy's who made ol Bob Sob...

 

A good looking boxer named Biggs
Rolled white powder into his cigs
He used his nose as a hoover
Was screwed over by Duva
And ended up living in digs...

Love ya Ty..

 

These are really good.

VV - Can you do some more?

 

There once was a poster McVey,
Who posted on here night and day,
Became enraged with a chap called Mendoza,
Whose posts on jack Johnson drove 'em crazy,
So he abdicated, and went the Checkhook way.

 

For starters:

Jack Johnson
Vitali
Lennox
Wlad

 

There was a Heavyweight called Lennox,
Who Americans thought was a bollix,
But Canadians and Brits,
Said he gave the Yanks shits,
and they weren't worthy to carry his Jocks.

 

Don King is great at promo
He teamed up with Michelle the Homo
Ive tried for some time
to make the rest of this rhyme...
i just think that Tyson's a ******.

 

Out of Galveston came Mr Johnson,
Of whites he only thought one thing,
To get across the state line,
A pretty Fraulein,
And let the fat lady sing.

 

There once was a dud named Patterson
Who dodged and ducked the competition
Now he's an ATG
One the board ESB
Try telling that to Liston

 

There was a book about Tyson in John Menzies
But i couldnt read it as i'd forgotten my lenses
but as sure as time passes
and with or without my glasses
I know that the guy is a Homo.

 

The brothers came out of Ukraine,
One, Vitali a doctorate with a brain,
Lennox cut him up quite a bit,
And a Byrd made him reconsider and quit,
But the rest tried to beat him in vain.

 

There was a short arsed heavy named Mike
If he was a woman
He would be a dyke
A repulsive maggot
and a definite ******
Be sure he's a homo .. allright.!