Heavyweight Limericks

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  1. mattdonnellon

    mattdonnellon Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    There was this tall heavyweight cad,
    whose name was Kliitscho, one Wlad,
    He hailed from Ukraine,
    His aim to avoid pain,
    This drove the aficionados mad.
     
    mattdonnellon, Jun 21, 2014
    mattdonnellon, Jun 21, 2014
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  2. markclitheroe

    markclitheroe TyrellBiggsnumberonefan. Full Member

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    If Mike came up from the rear
    I'd think...oh ****...here comes the *****
    He's deffo a bummer
    So do a quick runner
    The guy is a fairy boy ******.
     
    markclitheroe, Jun 21, 2014
    markclitheroe, Jun 21, 2014
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  3. mattdonnellon

    mattdonnellon Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I've done the deed, can I go now?
     
    mattdonnellon, Jun 21, 2014
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  4. brb

    brb Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Very nice, thank you.
     
    brb, Jun 21, 2014
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  5. Saintpat

    Saintpat Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I take it from this there has never been a prominent fighter from Nantucket.
     
    Saintpat, Jun 21, 2014
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  6. Vince Voltage

    Vince Voltage Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Have you heard of Lennox the Lion,
    who started Big Oliver cryin'?
    Though the Bull wouldn't fight,
    and despite his big right,
    Lennox could not send him flyin'
     
    Vince Voltage, Jun 21, 2014
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  7. stevo1966

    stevo1966 Member Full Member

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    I heard of a fella called Tyson
    Thicker neck than a bison
    Buster in the East
    Toppled this Beast
    Something wrong with his rice, man?
     
    stevo1966, Jun 22, 2014
    stevo1966, Jun 22, 2014
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  8. Vince Voltage

    Vince Voltage Boxing Addict Full Member

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    There once was a Galveston Giant
    with white folks he was non-compliant
    He beat up their best
    and taunted the rest
    Forever remaining defiant...
     
    Vince Voltage, Jun 23, 2014
    Vince Voltage, Jun 23, 2014
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