HELP WANTED: Epic Quotes

when reminded his fees were due to the Boxing Board after being frozen out for years, Bert Gilroy to Tommy Gilmour Snr. " Would they like me to slide them under the door! "

 

After beating ray lampkin duran said
next time he will be in the morgue

 

Ingemar Johannson;

'Sonny Liston is so slow, he has cobwebs on his left jab.'

'You can time Sonny Listons' punches with a 3-minute egg timer.'

'I just saw a tape of one of Liston's fights, and I swear he was fighting underwater.'

'Sonny is so slow, I can take a nap in between punches.'

 

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Foreman Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook!:rasta

 

Hook is hilarious. :smoke

 

"I got too goddamned careless" Tami Mauriello after the fight with Louis.....

 

Liston probably would destroy Ingo though....

 

:goodone handed i'd say

 

British Heavyweight ,

Billy 'Golden Boy' Walker after his meeting with Sonny Liston.

'I went to shake his hands, and he gave me a shot to the crotch.
I think he wanted to see if I had any balls.'

 

Tex was at some boxing function and he was at a table with some heavyweigth contenders (Ken Norton and Renaldo Snipes are two that come to mind).
Tex said to the group "man, there's some tough ni99ers here tonight" Renaldo Snipes became outraged and took exception.
Tex said, "settle down, I was only speaking about the tough ones."

 

:deal