Holy crap!! Pacquiao and Marquez meet FACE TO FACE to Negotiate for Nov 13 TRILOGY!!

hehe..

Heres the TRANSCRIPT!!!

Filipino Ring idol Manny Pacquiao flew Marquez to the phillippines and negotiated a deal with manny at pacquiao's home...heres a transcript of what transpired during the meeting:

Manny- Hello Marquez how are u doing... this evening?

Jmm- im good man so u wanna talk about the fight huh? I would so fight u man.. any time any place even at 3am in a garage man!!

Manny- yes marquez that’s what were here to do..were here… to negotiate…

Jmm-great, yes lets talk!

Manny- yeeees..yes lets negotiate..cause negotiating with me is a good thing... isnt it?..i am the p4p fighter..i make the most damn money!! i am the bigger draw! i am the all time great! i am the one that makes this f*cken world go rou…

Jmm- dude???

Manny- what? Oh f*ck sorry where was i?

Jmm- we were negotiating for our fight!!

Manny- oh ****…ok listen, well to start off I want the fight at 145..i cant fight welters at 147 but I can fight u at 145 hows that?

Jmm- 145..well..even when I fought floyd he was comin off a 2 year lay off so it wasn’t that bad..youre still very active and im not sure I can do 145 without really struggling..

Manny- i am above the law!!! Do u accept or not???

Jmm- f*ck..fine I’ll accept..but is it alright if…

Manny- Our next order of business is glove size....Cleto..Reyes..Gloves…no questions

Jmm- alright good reyes are good..

Manny- I wanna choose the the location..Vegas....

Jmm- vegas it is

Manny- i also want to choose.. the PURSE...

Jmm- yea i know the purse *sigh*


Manny- 90/10 i whip yo ass!


Jmm- lol umm im sorry did u say 90/10??

Manny- yes

Jmm- dude…??

Manny- I am above the law!!!

Jmm- f*cken Christ Manny.. fine I’ll do your stupid 90/10

Manny- Serious?

Jmm- whatever man if that’s what u want pacquiao..geez.

Manny- goood…goooooooooood u seeeeeeee?? NOW were negotiating…

Jmm- lol right manny..

Manny- See this is what happens when youre in business with me…im the one that calls all the shots..im am the boxing god, im the one who rules the ring..

TEN MINUTES LATER...

manny-when u are the King! ..you RUUUULE THE WOR...

Jmm- MANNY!!!!

Manny- oh damn sorry!..

ALL OF A SUDDEN PACQUIAO’S DOOR OPENS



Manny: FREDDIE!!!!





Jmm- oh jesus.. goddamn it…..



Manny – Freddie!!! Freddie!!! He agreeeeed Freddy!! He actually agreed to everythiiiiiiiing!!!

Roach- alright manny that’s good, stop jumping up and down..

Roach- hello marquez

Jmm- hey..

Roach- now I see u agreed to everyone of our demands…

Jmm-…yes….everything actually..

Roach- good..gooooooooood... well... in order for this to go through I just have a couple more demands to be finalized…

Jmm- u have more demands??

Roach- yes

Jmm- siiiiiiigh…k fine lets hear them

Roach- ok well first off. U have to fight pacquiao with one arm tied behind your back

Jmm- what?

Roach-...u cant just show up at the ring..u have to piggy back me to the ring yourself..

Jmm-huh?

Roach- youre not allowed to sit..u have to stand between rounds..

Jmm-dude??

Roach- you cant drink water between rounds. youre only allowed to drink **** from this bottle i brought..

Jmm- Freddie..??

Roach- and after the 6th round u have to fight hopping on one foot..

Jmm- jesus what the f*ck is this??

Roach- for every pound youre over...

Jmm- dude what the f*ck???

Roach-fine...fine those are our demands..please meet wit our standard requirements for this fight…

Jmm- *blank stare*


ALL OF A SUDDEN ROACH AND MANNY LEAVE…LEAVING MARQUEZ ALL BYHIMSELF….IN MANNY’S HOME…JMM CONFUSED….LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW FREDDIE AND MANNY HOLDING HANDS, SKIPPING TOGETHER SINGING “MANNILA ICE FOR LIFE” OR SOMETHING…


The end…

wow u guys!! i guess pacquiao really has it in for marquez huh?

 

eh, everyone's a lil hyped up about this pbf/pac thing i thought we should laugh a bit once in a while.

 

i know..i can see how i offended pacfans from this..jesus pacfans LAUGH at pac once in a while..dont need to take this so seriously...deep down they love this..