How does God Mijares personally inspire you?

SugarShane_24 · Mar 6, 2008

If that is God, I'd be an atheist.

Shake · Mar 6, 2008

McGrain said:

I was walking beside the river last Friday, and if i'm honest with you gents I was thinking abot just throwing myself in. I'd had enough of the world and it's cruel ways. A very pretty girl was coming the other way, she was lovely, a beatiful thing. But that did nothing for me. As all men know, women are not human beings but evil cyborg-animals who's hearts bump black hate instead of blood.

And yet it was this girl who brought me back from the brink. Not becuase of her porcelin good looks or pale blonde locks or green eyes, or tiny perfect (i imagine) pink-nippled breasts.

This girl was around 5'6.

That is the same height as God Mijares.

I stopped dead on the bank. I know Amsterdam kids around and says "God Mijares", but Mijares is so wonderful and perfect that for a while I DID wonder if he might not be God, although I didn't say anything. But how wrong i've been! Mijares PROVES THE EXSISTANCE of God!!! How else could such a wonderful "human being" be possible without the vision of perfection realised? And although evolution alone can recognise perfection it cannot realise it.

Conclusion - Mijares is not God, but God's son. There's been a lot of sinning lately so God's decided to do a re-run, only instead of actually crucifying him, this time we'll have to wait for a really good Jewish Super-Fly to take him out - he'll have to be the best boxer who ever lived because right now I pick Mijares to take out Samuel Peter and Wlad and all those boys no problem at all, by KO, in the first.

Anyway, I kidnap that woman and took her to my "Mijares Hut" on the edge of town (my mother told me I couldn't have my Mijares shrine in her basement any more, so I moved the pire/alter/life size cut out of Mijares to a ruined house nearby) and measure her reach. Sure enough it was 173 - exactly the same as Mijares.

"One day you will be Mijares wife!" I told her.

She didn't seem that keen, and I was a little hurt by this so I burned her a little bit. I'm explaining all about boxing, going back to film of guys like Tunney and working my way up to Mijares so that she can see for herself the super-Darwinian leap God Mijares made. She really doesn't seem keen.

Anyway, i'll keep you guys up to date with what's happened. I just wanted to tell you guys that Mijares doesn't just personally inspire me, like all of you, he actually saved my life and made me kidnap a pretty girl for the good of mankind.

Thank you.
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Post of the ever.

CarreraGT · Mar 6, 2008

McGrain said:

I was walking beside the river last Friday, and if i'm honest with you gents I was thinking abot just throwing myself in. I'd had enough of the world and it's cruel ways. A very pretty girl was coming the other way, she was lovely, a beatiful thing. But that did nothing for me. As all men know, women are not human beings but evil cyborg-animals who's hearts bump black hate instead of blood.

And yet it was this girl who brought me back from the brink. Not becuase of her porcelin good looks or pale blonde locks or green eyes, or tiny perfect (i imagine) pink-nippled breasts.

This girl was around 5'6.

That is the same height as God Mijares.

I stopped dead on the bank. I know Amsterdam kids around and says "God Mijares", but Mijares is so wonderful and perfect that for a while I DID wonder if he might not be God, although I didn't say anything. But how wrong i've been! Mijares PROVES THE EXSISTANCE of God!!! How else could such a wonderful "human being" be possible without the vision of perfection realised? And although evolution alone can recognise perfection it cannot realise it.

Conclusion - Mijares is not God, but God's son. There's been a lot of sinning lately so God's decided to do a re-run, only instead of actually crucifying him, this time we'll have to wait for a really good Jewish Super-Fly to take him out - he'll have to be the best boxer who ever lived because right now I pick Mijares to take out Samuel Peter and Wlad and all those boys no problem at all, by KO, in the first.

Anyway, I kidnap that woman and took her to my "Mijares Hut" on the edge of town (my mother told me I couldn't have my Mijares shrine in her basement any more, so I moved the pire/alter/life size cut out of Mijares to a ruined house nearby) and measure her reach. Sure enough it was 173 - exactly the same as Mijares.

"One day you will be Mijares wife!" I told her.

She didn't seem that keen, and I was a little hurt by this so I burned her a little bit. I'm explaining all about boxing, going back to film of guys like Tunney and working my way up to Mijares so that she can see for herself the super-Darwinian leap God Mijares made. She really doesn't seem keen.

Anyway, i'll keep you guys up to date with what's happened. I just wanted to tell you guys that Mijares doesn't just personally inspire me, like all of you, he actually saved my life and made me kidnap a pretty girl for the good of mankind.

Thank you.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl

Well said.

dangerousity · Mar 6, 2008

McGrain said:

I was walking beside the river last Friday, and if i'm honest with you gents I was thinking abot just throwing myself in. I'd had enough of the world and it's cruel ways. A very pretty girl was coming the other way, she was lovely, a beatiful thing. But that did nothing for me. As all men know, women are not human beings but evil cyborg-animals who's hearts bump black hate instead of blood.

And yet it was this girl who brought me back from the brink. Not becuase of her porcelin good looks or pale blonde locks or green eyes, or tiny perfect (i imagine) pink-nippled breasts.

This girl was around 5'6.

That is the same height as God Mijares.

I stopped dead on the bank. I know Amsterdam kids around and says "God Mijares", but Mijares is so wonderful and perfect that for a while I DID wonder if he might not be God, although I didn't say anything. But how wrong i've been! Mijares PROVES THE EXSISTANCE of God!!! How else could such a wonderful "human being" be possible without the vision of perfection realised? And although evolution alone can recognise perfection it cannot realise it.

Conclusion - Mijares is not God, but God's son. There's been a lot of sinning lately so God's decided to do a re-run, only instead of actually crucifying him, this time we'll have to wait for a really good Jewish Super-Fly to take him out - he'll have to be the best boxer who ever lived because right now I pick Mijares to take out Samuel Peter and Wlad and all those boys no problem at all, by KO, in the first.

Anyway, I kidnap that woman and took her to my "Mijares Hut" on the edge of town (my mother told me I couldn't have my Mijares shrine in her basement any more, so I moved the pire/alter/life size cut out of Mijares to a ruined house nearby) and measure her reach. Sure enough it was 173 - exactly the same as Mijares.

"One day you will be Mijares wife!" I told her.

She didn't seem that keen, and I was a little hurt by this so I burned her a little bit. I'm explaining all about boxing, going back to film of guys like Tunney and working my way up to Mijares so that she can see for herself the super-Darwinian leap God Mijares made. She really doesn't seem keen.

Anyway, i'll keep you guys up to date with what's happened. I just wanted to tell you guys that Mijares doesn't just personally inspire me, like all of you, he actually saved my life and made me kidnap a pretty girl for the good of mankind.

Thank you.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl

You should be a writer, thats quite an imagination(and time) you got there!

knockout · Mar 6, 2008

Most fans know he is an excellent boxer he has the moves but Damn Amterdam suck his dick already.

McGrain · Mar 6, 2008

dangerousity said:

:rofl :rofl :rofl

You should be a writer, thats quite an imagination(and time) you got there!
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...this is all true though.

Executioner · Mar 6, 2008

he doesn't

psychopath · Mar 6, 2008

Lance_Uppercut said:

All you'll do is make people hate him. Let Mijares acomplish things before over hyping him. It's not like he's undefeated with a spectacular resume. I mean, his #1 win is over Arce, who you don't even think highly of to begin with.

Let his fights make him great. Let his ring work control his destiny. He doesn't need a cheerleader tooting his horn all the time.
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:good

Right on the button.

Mijares . . . GOD????

:rofl

196osh · Mar 6, 2008

McGrain said:

I was walking beside the river last Friday, and if i'm honest with you gents I was thinking abot just throwing myself in. I'd had enough of the world and it's cruel ways. A very pretty girl was coming the other way, she was lovely, a beatiful thing. But that did nothing for me. As all men know, women are not human beings but evil cyborg-animals who's hearts bump black hate instead of blood.

And yet it was this girl who brought me back from the brink. Not becuase of her porcelin good looks or pale blonde locks or green eyes, or tiny perfect (i imagine) pink-nippled breasts.

This girl was around 5'6.

That is the same height as God Mijares.

I stopped dead on the bank. I know Amsterdam kids around and says "God Mijares", but Mijares is so wonderful and perfect that for a while I DID wonder if he might not be God, although I didn't say anything. But how wrong i've been! Mijares PROVES THE EXSISTANCE of God!!! How else could such a wonderful "human being" be possible without the vision of perfection realised? And although evolution alone can recognise perfection it cannot realise it.

Conclusion - Mijares is not God, but God's son. There's been a lot of sinning lately so God's decided to do a re-run, only instead of actually crucifying him, this time we'll have to wait for a really good Jewish Super-Fly to take him out - he'll have to be the best boxer who ever lived because right now I pick Mijares to take out Samuel Peter and Wlad and all those boys no problem at all, by KO, in the first.

Anyway, I kidnap that woman and took her to my "Mijares Hut" on the edge of town (my mother told me I couldn't have my Mijares shrine in her basement any more, so I moved the pire/alter/life size cut out of Mijares to a ruined house nearby) and measure her reach. Sure enough it was 173 - exactly the same as Mijares.

"One day you will be Mijares wife!" I told her.

She didn't seem that keen, and I was a little hurt by this so I burned her a little bit. I'm explaining all about boxing, going back to film of guys like Tunney and working my way up to Mijares so that she can see for herself the super-Darwinian leap God Mijares made. She really doesn't seem keen.

Anyway, i'll keep you guys up to date with what's happened. I just wanted to tell you guys that Mijares doesn't just personally inspire me, like all of you, he actually saved my life and made me kidnap a pretty girl for the good of mankind.

Thank you.
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McGrain old man you have ability I wish I did, I think I will stick to the whole Biological malark and leave you to the writing, .

McGrain · Mar 6, 2008

big guy said:

this bull**** belongs in the lounge
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Sort of like a thread about how much a guy wants to **** Jessica Alba?

McGrain · Mar 6, 2008

196osh said:

McGrain old man you have ability I wish I did, I think I will stick to the whole Biological malark and leave you to the writing, .
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Cheers!

Executioner · Mar 6, 2008

FourtyOunce said:

wow! you need a girlfriend or maybe got out everyonce in a while:drink
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:rofl :rofl :rofl

Amsterdam · Mar 6, 2008

McGrain said:

I was walking beside the river last Friday, and if i'm honest with you gents I was thinking abot just throwing myself in. I'd had enough of the world and it's cruel ways. A very pretty girl was coming the other way, she was lovely, a beatiful thing. But that did nothing for me. As all men know, women are not human beings but evil cyborg-animals who's hearts bump black hate instead of blood.

And yet it was this girl who brought me back from the brink. Not becuase of her porcelin good looks or pale blonde locks or green eyes, or tiny perfect (i imagine) pink-nippled breasts.

This girl was around 5'6.

That is the same height as God Mijares.

I stopped dead on the bank. I know Amsterdam kids around and says "God Mijares", but Mijares is so wonderful and perfect that for a while I DID wonder if he might not be God, although I didn't say anything. But how wrong i've been! Mijares PROVES THE EXSISTANCE of God!!! How else could such a wonderful "human being" be possible without the vision of perfection realised? And although evolution alone can recognise perfection it cannot realise it.

Conclusion - Mijares is not God, but God's son. There's been a lot of sinning lately so God's decided to do a re-run, only instead of actually crucifying him, this time we'll have to wait for a really good Jewish Super-Fly to take him out - he'll have to be the best boxer who ever lived because right now I pick Mijares to take out Samuel Peter and Wlad and all those boys no problem at all, by KO, in the first.

Anyway, I kidnap that woman and took her to my "Mijares Hut" on the edge of town (my mother told me I couldn't have my Mijares shrine in her basement any more, so I moved the pire/alter/life size cut out of Mijares to a ruined house nearby) and measure her reach. Sure enough it was 173 - exactly the same as Mijares.

"One day you will be Mijares wife!" I told her.

She didn't seem that keen, and I was a little hurt by this so I burned her a little bit. I'm explaining all about boxing, going back to film of guys like Tunney and working my way up to Mijares so that she can see for herself the super-Darwinian leap God Mijares made. She really doesn't seem keen.

Anyway, i'll keep you guys up to date with what's happened. I just wanted to tell you guys that Mijares doesn't just personally inspire me, like all of you, he actually saved my life and made me kidnap a pretty girl for the good of mankind.

Thank you.
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I think you have the wrong idea, Mijares is just the current God of Boxing.

In fact, I'm kind of nervous of you now. Thanks.

McGrain · Mar 6, 2008

Amsterdam said:

In fact, I'm kind of nervous of you now. Thanks.
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You should fly to Scotland, we could pray at my shrine together. I will let you look at Mijares' future wife.

196osh · Mar 6, 2008

McGrain said:

You should fly to Scotland, we could pray at my shrine together. I will let you look at Mijares' future wife.
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Aye you would love it here Amsterdam, is just like a mix of Florida and Switzerland.....well in my eyes anyway :think

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