How far could Golota have gone if he was simply allowed to low-blow people?

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  1. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Yeah, even that odd dog commercial advertising Bowe/Golota 1 sold the fight based on Golota biting somebody. Golota got mixed messages, shall we say.

    Yeah, somebody probably just wears a reinforced steel cup like they did in Muay Thai before groin shots became illegal in the 70s or 80s, IIRC.

    Lol, thanks. There's some degree of method to the craziness sometimes. People always lament how Golota coulda, shoulda gone farther if only he could control himself. I'm just taking it to the logical conclusion and giving him maximum advantage by allowing the version we actually saw in the ring to have his day.

    No, but it should have been.
     
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  2. Gazelle Punch

    Gazelle Punch Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Lmao spit out my coffee thanks
     
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  3. swagdelfadeel

    swagdelfadeel Obsessed with Boxing

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    That's the point ;)
     
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  4. HolDat

    HolDat Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Golota and Tito would be Top 5 if this was allowed.
     
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  5. Journeyman92

    Journeyman92 B R B Full Member

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    A big chance I think.

    A 6ft4 240lbs guy using your balls as a speed bag for an hour would be a nightmare.

    Imagine taking a knee after having a nut lodged in your stomach and looking up for a face of mercy only to see Eddie Cotton mercilessly toss you a wink "Get up son"

    I would DQ myself out of the fight in about three rounds to escape my fate as a eunuch by beating on Cotton as brutally as I could before security gets involved.

    Andy wouldn't save Eddie so I'd have time he'd probably elbow drop the now helpless Cotton right on the marbles when no one was looking.
     
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  6. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Puguy my man maybe you could go all Mad Max of the ball sack by claiming it they deserve protected status due to the Special Risk golota poses.
    Or argue it is mere coincidence & that your fetish wear choice should be protected.
    Check "iron crotch" videos & see what the linkes of Shaolin Monks train themselves to take.
     
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  7. Pugguy

    Pugguy Ingo, The Thinking Man’s GOAT Full Member

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    LOL. We don’t need another hero. Always protect the plums with the bluish hue. You read very well between the lines re my fetish, CSI fashion! Remember the “little problem” DLH mentioned in a post fight interview years back? We later became aware of Oscar’s extracurricular pursuits. Same thing. Before fight time, he forgot to shed himself of a certain self gratifying contraption worn in the nether regions. It impaired his performance but during the fight Oscar was in masochistic heaven none the less.

    Ah, those crazy Shaolin Monks. You’re flash backing me to old Kung Fu again.

    Caine:: Master, why is it necessary to beat the bejesus out of my nuts every day with whatever weapons you can reach for? The baby Caines are swollen to 3 times their normal size. Not a bad look but they hurt like hell.

    Master: Grasshopper, you have matured. my son. We’ve been waiting for you to question our mysterious ways. Truth is, there is no good reason. It’s dead ass boring in this Temple, how else do you expect us to get our kicks? Now run along beat boy. Next session, 4 pm sharp!
     
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