How is Louis Ortiz 38 years old?

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  1. Heavyrighthand

    Heavyrighthand Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Wouldn’t it be hilarious if, after Ortiz knocks wilder out, he then proudly proclaims

    “I now I want to come clean about my age. I’m really 42 years old I just knocked the supposed greatest heavyweight ever, out!

    Bwaaaa-haa-haa!!!”

    Then he struts around the ring, taunting Wilder”This old man took your ass OUT, didn’t he?”


    LOL


    Ortiz, regardless of his age, will KO Wilder
     
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  2. Geo1122

    Geo1122 Active Member Full Member

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    hafthor bjornsson and thomas brodie-sangster are the same age. It’s all in the genes.

    For you game of thrones fans, that’s the mountain, and the kid that helps Bran on the other side of the wall. Yep, one looks like a 14 year old and the other looks like a man pushing 40.
     
  3. Farmboxer

    Farmboxer VIP Member Full Member

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    He is supposed to be 39 years soon, but reports say he is more like almost 50. Ortiz looks good in training, so we will see, if he lands one good punch, Wilder's glass will be shattered! But remember, WILDER HAS HAYMON BOXING INSURANCE!
     
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  4. Max Thunder

    Max Thunder Proud member of the Cult of Vikings Full Member

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    Luis has a very smooth hairless skin.
     
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  5. UniversalPart

    UniversalPart Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Yeah.

    38+22
     
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  6. DirtyOldTown

    DirtyOldTown Boxing Addict Full Member

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    He's clearly about 50.
     
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  7. Savagekat

    Savagekat TEAM USYK. I AM VERY FEEL! Full Member

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    After Ortiz knocks Wilder out the result will be changed to a no contest once it is discovered that Ortiz lied about his age and would otherwise not have been allowed to fight by the sanctioning bodies. Wilder will thereby retain his title.
     
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  8. rayrobinson

    rayrobinson Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Because he was born in 1979 , that makes him 38 years old ..
     
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  9. Limerickbox

    Limerickbox Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    His chronology would suggest 38 is a perfectly reasonable age for him.

    The first records of him are from 2002 at the Cuban national championships(where he lost to Solis), which would make him 23 at the time, which is about the time you'd expect a senior amateur to be making a splash.
     
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  10. WhataRock

    WhataRock Loyal Member Full Member

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    He has probably been shaving since he was 8.
     
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  11. PaddyGarcia

    PaddyGarcia Trivial Annoyance Gold Medalist Full Member

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    I find Liz Hurley to be a more self-indulgent example to look up...
     
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  12. SnatchBox

    SnatchBox Boxing Full Member

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    Satanic rituals, spirit cooking, etc.

    You have an old mouse and add the blood of a young mouse to said old mouse. You can check the results, vampires aren't new. Buried in time brother
     
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  13. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Granpa Ortiz is pushing 50, for sure. He's got high blood pressure too!

    Which is exactly why Wilder's team agreed to fight him.
     
  14. SnatchBox

    SnatchBox Boxing Full Member

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    ManKid
     
  15. Badbot

    Badbot I Am An Actual Pro. Full Member

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    Dude looks 40 at times :lol: