How Joseph D Parker Ends Anthony Joshua - Waiting for AJ's team to accept fight

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Primal Pledge, Jul 2, 2016.


  1. Joseph D parker is waiting for Anthony Joshua to pick up the god damn phone and accept the fight as his mandatory, contarary to thelies Hearns have put out about him not wanting the fight.
    http://www.skysports.com/boxing/new...fight-in-november-says-promoter-dean-lonergan

    But if eddie hearns knows what’s good for him he’ll let that phone stay off hook or let it go straight to voicemail.

    Let me first of all just say, that I am sick and tired of people questioning and asking if Jospeh Parker has what it takes to be champ. People saying they don’t understand the hype. What hype? This boy don’t need hype, he does what he needs to do inside that square circle and then leaves. Parker already fought a top ten heavyweight in Carlos Takan and showed he has the heart of Lennis lewis, the chin of Vitali Klitschko, and the speed of combination punches of a heavyweight Paccquiao. Carlos Takum is better than any opponent AJ has ever faced in his career. Parker has had 19 fights soon to be 20 after he takes on Solomon Haumono, another solid heavyweight, this july.

    Now I hear you sayin that Parker has no defence, that Martin was supposed to be the next thing according to me, that Parker has too little experience, that AJ is bigger more explosive etc etc
    As for Charles martin, no one anticipated he was going over to the uk to take a dive. He use to flip bricks for a living, and breazelle was a former NFL player, but you need to understand, my boy Parker was born to box. His devoted parents let him start boxing from 11 years old. This ain’t no part time johnny came lately boxing job in for a quick easy buck for Parker, this is a fighter born and bred to take out the trash.

    Let me give you some background on just who is Joseph D Parker is, so you understand what he’s capable of. What some of you don’t know and realise is that he has Somaon DNA. He was blessed by the Fa'amatai, and anointed with the title La'auli. by the CHIEF of the indigenous people of this EARTH!. That means that Parker is blessed and protected and don’t need no extravagant promotion or hype

    And don’t be fooled by the sky/matchroom glamour- dressing up what Joshua eats in a day, -poached eggs, avacodos, salads, caviar and tea like he dines with the ****ing Queen. The reality is, that son of ***** is chowing down on gorilia arms, hippo legs, eating their necks with rats tail and bat wings for desert. But by God Parker is gonna stop that **** within 6 rounds and then the only thing that thug will be eating is SOUP – soup for breakfast, soup for lunch and soup for dinner.

    And the same thing the next day and the next day and the next day soup every god damn time through a straw. Because once Parker has finished with AJ, there ain’t gonna be no more bush meat served on that boy’s plate. All those slaughtered aminals of the wild, their screams and pain will be behind every one of Parkers punches when they land and reverberate on that thugs skull. We’re talking pure primal force flowing through Parker’s veins to deliver the ko punch, until all the kings men couldn’t put that son of a ***** back together again

    Parker is gonna to pepper AJ’s face, with his jab all night long, he’s gonna be eating them like they antelope drum sticks until he gets sick of it. And he will get sick of it because Parker is gonna make that thug bleed. He’s going to take that son of a ***** to places he never even knew existed. The same dark places he took those victims who he sold crack to on the streets of his hometown.

    Let me tell you, I got it on good authority that Parker’s team are calling for a ref who ain’t gonna interfere too much and let Parker finish what he started because this is how it’s gonna go down……

    Parker pounding away…..Joshua may be going…..JOSHUA…. is…… GONNEEE!!!

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    So prepare yourself because Parker is ready to bring some Real Samoan justice to this drug dealing brute and devour him the same way Ammit devoured Muhammed Ali’s soul on the other side, as if he was corn flakes just after the Jackel headed one measured and weighed his corrupted heart .

    And he ain’t gonna have any time to be sticking out his roided up masteron tongue to anybody, because he’ll be too busy blowing out of his ass when Parker is on him like a baby’s rash painting his face with blood.

    So all you AJ bandwagon jumpers , better get ready to jump off that AJ hype train they been riding on, because It’s on collision course with a solid Samoan brick wall that’s going to Michael Watson his ass. Parker is gonna give that no good mf such a beating, he’s gonna wish that judge followed through with that 14 year old sentence that he was suppose to serve.
     
  2. Reg

    Reg Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I like Parker a lot but it's hard for me to take somebody seriously when they refer to Takam as Takan and then Takum in the very next sentence. Makes it sound like you're just parroting what other people have said.
     
  3. Did you watch the fight? Did his name change because I mispelt it?

    GTFO,

    parker beat Takam, you feel better now?

    I've followed Parker's career since day 1. Before you even heard of him.
     
  4. Reg

    Reg Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I'll be a man about it and admit I didn't know Parker on day 1. My mailman was in a traffic accident and I didn't get the memo til day 2.
     
  5. Kiwi_in_America

    Kiwi_in_America The Tuaminator Full Member

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    Definitely Day 3 for me.

    Sad, I admit....
     
  6. latineg

    latineg user of dude wipes Full Member

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    I've followed Parker since he was a fetus so I win.
     
  7. drenlou

    drenlou VIP Member

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    Day 4 for me....:sad2