How long would Balboa Vs Drago go in a british ring

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  1. JukeboxTimebomb

    JukeboxTimebomb Well-Known Member Full Member

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  3. Trickster

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    There would be an incessent, droning rendition of "there's only one Rocky Balboa" with the crowd seemingly oblivious to the fact that it doesn't scan properly to due the amount of syllables in the fighter's name. The Russian national anthem would get drowned out by boos and there would be some kind of unrelated kick off in the crowd, probably between rival groups of football fans. There would be a **** load of prospects knocking over "teek tough, only been stopped 3 times" style randoms on the under card and Colin would miss the lot because the missus would be watching X Factor or Red or Black or some other generic Saturday night ****.

    The fight itself would be much less dramatic, with both fighters on their best behaviour after Ian John Lewis sternly asserting that he is indeed the weferwee. As a result Drago puts in a Klitschko style jab fest and wins every round but is stunned to find that every judge scored it a shut out in Rocky's favour.

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how we get it done in Great Britain :happy
     
  4. whopperdong

    whopperdong "sorry dan, im the man" Full Member

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    The fact that rocky took all the shots with his face rather then covering up should help the cause.

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  5. Samurai's Slice

    Samurai's Slice ESB Legend Full Member

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    10 seconds. Lol good thread. I hate british refs. Stop fights too early often.
     
  6. Pale Destroyer

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    Ali v Foreman would have been stopped long before big George went toppling over and history was made had it been in MEN and not zaire. True story
     
  7. Earl-hickey

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    I honestly could of seen a first round stoppage for Khan over both Maidana and Petersen if it'd been Terry O'Connor in there
     
  8. Farmboxer

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    No even 10 seconds!