How to: Hate on Wladimir Klitschko

Ceej1979 · Jul 6, 2011

StillWill said: ↑

Wlad is so boring! He never knocks anyone out, unlike top p4p Black American fighters Mayweather, Andre Ward and Bernard Hopkins :deal
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The funny thing is, on average, Mayweather usually lands at least twice as many shots a fight as Wlad.

And nearly 3x as many power shots.

That's how bad Wlad is. He's beyond defensive. He's invented a whole new way of fighting

Ceej1979 · Jul 6, 2011

The thing I really dislike about Wlad, is you can tell, underneath, that he's really not that good.

If he was 220 rather than 250, he'd never beat anyone.

If he fought in 2001, rather than 2011, he'd never beat anyone

If he threw 100 power shots a fight, rather than 20, he'd never beat anyone

Manny Steward has just found a big lump, who doesn't care what about his reputation, or what anyone thinks of him, and managed to mould him into a guy who just boxes out wins...........

DanishFightfan · Jul 6, 2011

MichiganWarrior said: ↑

I had a nightmare last night that I was ringside for Klitschko vs Ibragimov. Whenever
I tried to get up Valuev would grab my shoulder and hold me down. Suddenly Emmanuel Steward crawls towards me like the grudge monster and says "This is exactly how I thought it would go"

Needless to say, I wake up screaming.
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I had a nightmare too man!!
I was was at ringside watching Andre Dirrell hold and run all night, and when his opponent finally closed the cap he slipped to the ground and started crying.. When i tried to rush out of the building Andre Ward chased me down and headbutted me..

antonio8904 · Jul 6, 2011

Slyk said: ↑

Here is the proper way to become a Wlad hater--

First, watch one of his fights.

If he wins by decision, make a thread about how Wlad has overrated power, and can't put away guys that Tyson would've KO'd in 1. Go on to say that he fights scared, and never lets his hands go, ever. Talk about how Wlad stunk out the joint regardless of how defensive the other boxer fought, and go on to call him boring.

If he wins by late KO, make a thread about how it took him XX amount of round to put away ______, who is a tomato can. Go on to say that Tyson would have ended the fight in 2 rounds tops, and Wlad waits until XX round to let his hands go after jabbing the whole fight.

If he wins by early KO, make a thread about how weak the HW division is. Talk about how everyone in the division except the Klitschkos (who are clearly B level fighters that are just big) is a tomato can. Go on to say that this is possibly the worst HW era ever. Be sure to use the line "If someone like Wlad can KO ______ so early, the HW division is truly in shambles."

If he loses by TKO (this part is essential for Wlad haters), make threads about Wlad having a glass jaw. Make the point that _____, an ATG, would never lose to a bum like that. Remember to constantly post videos of the TKO. If Wlad fans try to tell you 2/3 of his losses were from punching himself out, laugh at them and tell them that's an outright lie as Wlad is incapable of letting his hands go, even with Steward yelling at him.

Let the hate flourish :good
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Spot on!!!

Hendo and a few others live by this code...

K2 = ATG's, deal with it!

Chempasillo · Jul 6, 2011

boorriinnnngg zzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh wlad is (falling te sleep) zzhhhhhhh

StillWill · Jul 6, 2011

Ceej1979 said: ↑

The funny thing is, on average, Mayweather usually lands at least twice as many shots a fight as Wlad.

And nearly 3x as many power shots.

That's how bad Wlad is. He's beyond defensive. He's invented a whole new way of fighting
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Lighter weight fighters are supposed to land more punches :good

jeffjoiner · Jul 6, 2011

Read below.

jeffjoiner · Jul 6, 2011

Slyk said: ↑

Here is the proper way to become a Wlad hater--

watch one of his fights.

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Fixed.

Bubby · Jul 6, 2011

Nosbor said: ↑

I have a weakness for the classics. So I go with all our best athletes (Negros) are in the NFL and NBA.

Big, scary Slavic men are very threatening to me...
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:good

Lib · Jul 6, 2011

It's quite obvious that what motivates Klit-haters is racial hate.
They see their silly era of supposed greats receding into the distant past, and just can't deal. If sports were literally the only thing I was good at, I'd be a little defensive too.

Sad.. Just sad...

jeffjoiner · Jul 6, 2011

Lib said: ↑

It's quite obvious that what motivates Klit-haters is racial hate.
They see their silly era of supposed greats receding into the distant past, and just can't deal. If sports were literally the only thing I was good at, I'd be a little defensive too.

Sad.. Just sad...
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Yeah, the world is just filled with people who hate well educated, respectable white guys with political power and money. Especially the United States and Europe. F'ing racists.

grouche · Jul 6, 2011

Slyk said: ↑

Here is the proper way to become a Wlad hater--

First, watch one of his fights.

If he wins by decision, make a thread about how Wlad has overrated power, and can't put away guys that Tyson would've KO'd in 1. Go on to say that he fights scared, and never lets his hands go, ever. Talk about how Wlad stunk out the joint regardless of how defensive the other boxer fought, and go on to call him boring.

If he wins by late KO, make a thread about how it took him XX amount of round to put away ______, who is a tomato can. Go on to say that Tyson would have ended the fight in 2 rounds tops, and Wlad waits until XX round to let his hands go after jabbing the whole fight.

If he wins by early KO, make a thread about how weak the HW division is. Talk about how everyone in the division except the Klitschkos (who are clearly B level fighters that are just big) is a tomato can. Go on to say that this is possibly the worst HW era ever. Be sure to use the line "If someone like Wlad can KO ______ so early, the HW division is truly in shambles."

If he loses by TKO (this part is essential for Wlad haters), make threads about Wlad having a glass jaw. Make the point that _____, an ATG, would never lose to a bum like that. Remember to constantly post videos of the TKO. If Wlad fans try to tell you 2/3 of his losses were from punching himself out, laugh at them and tell them that's an outright lie as Wlad is incapable of letting his hands go, even with Steward yelling at him.

Let the hate flourish :good
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That's the most definite and complete guide! :good To our English friends, please follow to a letter if you haven't.

Vidic · Jul 6, 2011

bballchump11 said: ↑

I agree
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dru626 · Jul 6, 2011

Rhino718 said: ↑

If you dont enjoy watching someone fight for your own personal entertainment you are considered a hater. Wlad is not fun to watch. Calling it like I see it.
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you can say the same about Andre Ward. Now ...hate on him...

conraddobler · Jul 6, 2011

Slyk said: ↑

Here is the proper way to become a Wlad hater--

First, watch one of his fights.

If he wins by decision, make a thread about how Wlad has overrated power, and can't put away guys that Tyson would've KO'd in 1. Go on to say that he fights scared, and never lets his hands go, ever. Talk about how Wlad stunk out the joint regardless of how defensive the other boxer fought, and go on to call him boring.

If he wins by late KO, make a thread about how it took him XX amount of round to put away ______, who is a tomato can. Go on to say that Tyson would have ended the fight in 2 rounds tops, and Wlad waits until XX round to let his hands go after jabbing the whole fight.

If he wins by early KO, make a thread about how weak the HW division is. Talk about how everyone in the division except the Klitschkos (who are clearly B level fighters that are just big) is a tomato can. Go on to say that this is possibly the worst HW era ever. Be sure to use the line "If someone like Wlad can KO ______ so early, the HW division is truly in shambles."

If he loses by TKO (this part is essential for Wlad haters), make threads about Wlad having a glass jaw. Make the point that _____, an ATG, would never lose to a bum like that. Remember to constantly post videos of the TKO. If Wlad fans try to tell you 2/3 of his losses were from punching himself out, laugh at them and tell them that's an outright lie as Wlad is incapable of letting his hands go, even with Steward yelling at him.

Let the hate flourish :good
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You can't possibly expect us to watch one whole fight. Would 3 rounds suffice?

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