How would Calzaghe do in this SMW era?

Well guess what Enzo? People get sick and tired of you UK/Wales fanboy dickriders and your silly talk about how invincible Calslappy supposedly was. To be honest I can understand, because he's really all that you guys have. That being said, he was a slap fighting ****wad, but hey, he was 46-0 with a resume full of future HOF caliber fighters. Well the 46-0 part is true at least, lol. Nice parenting btw Enzo, did Joe learn his coke sniffing habit from you like he learned to slap fight like a drunken hooker? I'm sure Cokeslappy could have dominated the heavyweight era in the 70's as well. Cocaine truly is a hell of a drug! I need a good laugh so I'm gonna go re-read the thread about Calslappy beating Marciano. After that maybe I'll start a thread about Slappy Joe vs prime Tyson so you and the rest of you Calslappy ****tards can wet your knickers to chime in on how Joke Cokeslappy would dominate him...

 

1) i have no idea what the hell you're on about regarding Marciano vs Calzaghe.

2) don't be a bitter little **** because Joe slapped the **** out of all the Yanks that got in the ring with him.

3) that is all you have isn't it? the drugs? it only matters what he did in the ring, not out of it.

how many American fighters went on the drugs after their career? you dip ****.

in fact, how many were on the drugs inside it? at least Joe was a clean fighter. the same can't be said for you bitter little **** heads that cheat the vast majority of the time.

suck it up and smoke my fat one. :smoke

 

atsch one of the craziest posts anyone will read on this site.

Ward uses his holding as his main weapon. it's illegal.

 

I'm sorry that I got too personal Enzo. Really there was no need to bring up Joe's crack addiction. Anyway, I agree that only his girly slap fighting inside the ring is what matters. I'm just another yank bitter that Joe and his padded record are being regarded as an all time great among the boxing community on par with the likes of Ray Robinson, Armstrong, Leonard and Hearns, all American btw, but who cares really. Ok I tried to keep a straight face typing that last line. You see Joe is only regarded as an all time great on this forum from you flag waving dickriding ****boys from across the pond. It's all good though Enzo, 46-0 no blueprint.. LMAO

 

He would've fared very well in the current SMW division, primarily because there's no top tier fighters in the division except for Ward whose been inactive for quite some time.

The only guy I would favor over him is Andre Ward; he's a very slick fighter that uses angles very well, I could see him bothering Calzaghe all night long and landing the harder blows. I'd favor Ward 60-40.

I would love to see a fight between Joe C and Froch. Calzaghe is the superior fighter overall with better technical ability but Froch's power and heart could be the equalizer. I'd still favor Calzaghe 70-30 in that fight.

Everyone else I see Calzaghe winning by a wide margin. His punch output makes it extremely difficult for anyone to win a decision over him, best bet to assure a victory over Calzaghe is to knock him out.

 

thanks for getting back to me. atsch

Leonard? tell me about this mega resume he has?
Hearns? tell me about his resume as well? list all the killers on there that are level pegging with king kong and godzilla?

then tell me about all the non bums that Muhammed Ali fought?
all the non bums that the great Joe Louis fought?
Larry Holmes perhaps?
George Foreman and Joe Frazier?
Bernard Hopkins?
Roy Jones?

get back to me yeah. :good

 

Ward hits harder than a prime Calzaghe? :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

you Yanks take ignorant to a whole new level. :yep

 

Assassin has simply assassinated the competition in this thread :spy

Stick a fork in the haters, they're done :deal

 

You are really serious aren't you? Ok class is in session, and seeing how you absolutely butchered the spelling of ASSASSIN, I'm going to use small easy to follow words for you!

First of all every fighter I can think of has less than stellar competition on their respective resumes. Ali, Robinson,Hagler, Floyd, Pac, Ward and yes even mighty Joke Calslappy. You still with me? That being said most of the fighters regarded as a top P4P fighter or ATG have a few signature wins. For example, Ali beat Frazier twice and Foreman. Pacquiao beat Marquez twice, well as far as the record books say at least. Do you need a break yet? In addition some of these same ATG or current P4P guys have high profile losses. Hearns to Hagler and Leonard. Pac to Marquez. Just a few of many examples from either side, signature win or loss.

Ok so after all of that, what are Cokeslappy's signature wins, because lord knows we can all name some of the bums on his resume. Old Eubank, old Hopkins, old RJJ? See the common denominator with those three yet? Prime Kessler is about it really. Besides, what other fighter has two former reality show contestants on their resume?

Now that I think about it, Slappy Joe is basically a Wales SM/LH version of Chris John. John is a long reigning champ who is also unbeaten, although with a few draws, yet he toils in relative obscurity in Asia, defending his strap against mid level competition much like Slappy Joe did in Wales and the UK. John does hold a win over Marquez and that alone is equal to or better than anything the slap fighting master has done. Being unbeaten is Cokeslappy's only claim to fame. The funny thing is like I said John is unbeaten but who is wetting their pants about that? The difference is Cokeslappy has a delusional fan base that overlooks the fact that he just wanted to make money and avoid tough fights.

To be honest I can't knock his hustle. Make as much money as you can across the pond with little risk, then when it looks safe to come to America, and you have been cured of your fear of flying, get in the ring and go life and death with an old ****ing man and then get dropped by a shell of the man known as RJJ. Young Mr. Dawson came a calling, but Slappy got out of the game just like his idol Marciano did when he saw Sonny Liston on the horizon. The rest is history, Joke Cokeslappy went home to his stash of coke and dickriding ****tards and then hired Failey as his ESB publicist. The end!!

None of the credible folks in the boxing world hold Cokeslappy in as high regard as you ruddy twits across the ocean. His unbeaten record means **** all as you guys say. If Joke is so great, then Chris John must be also, but nobody really gives a **** about him either. History won't be kind to Joey crack and no matter how much ball licking and dickriding you fanboys do, nothing will change that. You guys still have each other and ESB though, so it's all good right? 46-0, no blueprint!!!!

 

Where does all this man love for Ward come from? He cant be compared to calzaghe just yet. Sure at the end of his career we might be looking at the best smw of all time, but he has beaten who?

 

I still cannot fathom the respect Direll gets. He is the softest fighter I've ever seen. Joe eats him up in 4 rounds. Direll would have no advantage. His only elite tool is his speed, and Joe is faster than him.

 

Softest fighter who went to England, got bodslammed and suplexed only to get robbed against Froch. If he's so soft you must be a walking marshmallow with a gaping butthole. That said, who has Joe eaten up in four rounds exactly?, Manfredo Jr.?

 

It depends whether or not you believe Welsh cab drivers are better or worse that Yank junkie's, janitors, gardeners, or burger joint workers?

None of them are fit to lace Cal's boots. If he had gone in for the super 6 he'd just have that many more wins on his resume. There has never been a S/Middle as good as him, and possibly won't be for many years.

 

Sadly though, it would never happen considering Calzaghe's air sickness.