How Would You React If Your Kid is Boxing but Has a Glass Chin?

Judah's kids can say: My dad is a millionaire and 4 times World Champion, what about yours? :hey

 

Make sure he has good defensive boxing coach and work on his arm stamina/endurance up, so he keeps his hands up the entire fight...

 

Or you can juice him up until his eye balls almost pops out, like they did with Roid Jones Jr :rofl

 

Sorry i can't get my head around that question.

 

Or he could smoke a blunt :rasta before he fights and not show up :hey like Gamboa and Ricky Williams did :rofl .

 

i would teach him to tuck that chin and keep his hands up so that it would never get touched. i'd teach him to roll his shoulders and bury that chin behind the shoulder. i'd also have him chewing steaks and big ol' globs of gum to build that jaw up. i'd also show him how to move his head so that he can make his opponents miss and pay dearly for even thinking about hitting him. last but not least....i would explain to him that boxing isn't about who can take the best shot. that **** is only true in the bull**** ass rocky movies. in real life boxing...defense wins championships. period.

 

:rofl:rofl

This is about the best option because having a child with a Glass Jaw is nearly as frightening as the prospect of raising a Homosexual. Both are situations that I would rather not have to deal with.

 

If hes got half the chin of his father he will be able to walk through a sledge hammer blow to the jaw and hardly even feel it.

My chin is the best in the world.... Its irrefutable to the point that i dont even need to prove it.

But say his for some totally crazy reason his ***** of a Mum gave him a paper mache chin (no way would my Genes produce such a weak chinned specimen)..... Then i would ban him from all Family events and only talk to him once a year..... but only to ridicule him about his pathetic Chin.

 

LOL. Love it.

 

Personally i'm hoping for saying such things it as now put a jinx on your future little mincers.:smooch

 

rofl

 

His son will be in gymnastics...

 

If I ever actually decide to settle down, I might have to start vetting potential mates by punching them to determine if they have a solid Chin. Given that there are potential legal ramifications for that I might need to devise a new way to determine punch resistance in a woman or at least draw up a contract for the test.:think

 

Make sure she has no British heritage.

 

Drown him.