How Would You React If Your Kid is Boxing but Has a Glass Chin?

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  1. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    :good

    That is a given. Given the fact that native Brits have a 95.8% chance of possessing a Fragile Glass Mandible, me hooking up with a British woman would up my potential child's chances of being Mandibularly challenged from 0% (given my own Iron Chin) to 47.9% which is completely unacceptable. That is unfortunate given the fact that I have met some very hot women on my travels to the UK (no lie, they actually do not have horrible teeth, just a multitude of Glass Jaws).
     
  2. Threetime no1

    Threetime no1 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :yep



    If that prepares you for being the potential parent of a homosexual or a glass jaw, then yeah you gotta do what it takes to get through these bumps in life.

    Good luck bro.:bbb
     
  3. Divi253

    Divi253 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :deal
     
  4. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    Which country produces the most iron chinned warriors? :think
     
  5. Camel Hound

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    MEHICO!!!!

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  6. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    :yep
     
  7. vnyc

    vnyc Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    send him to wrestle ,or just move to UK.
     
  8. I would build a jab machine and sit the youngling in front of said machine. The machine would be pointed directly in front of their Glass Mandible and would punch them repeatedly at full force for 3 hour cycles with a 10 minute break in between. This process would build up their punch resistence to the status of Iron Chinned Warrior.:deal

    This could not be classed as cruelty because it is a machine which is doing it, and it is physical training.
     
  9. Rudyard

    Rudyard **** How You Feel!! HOE! banned

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl:lol:
     
  10. Squared Circle

    Squared Circle Member Full Member

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    Correct answer.

    In this case, it would be child abuse not to.
     
  11. Threetime no1

    Threetime no1 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I think it would have the opposite effect and break whatever punch resistance they had in them.

    So yeah that's a poor train of thought. How about growth hormones injected into the jaw? Surely that'd be better practice.
     
  12. Camel Hound

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  13. :lol::lol::rofl:rofl
     
  14. DobyZhee

    DobyZhee Loyal Member

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    I would tell him to turn the other cheek like Jesus and roll with the punch..
     
  15. 1punch1nder

    1punch1nder **Bam Bam** Full Member

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