Hughie "Shades of Ali" Fury v. David "Fifty Shades of" Haye

probably Eddie Hearn

 

David Deron Haye vs Handsome Hughie Lewis Fury.

Ginuwine vs Elvis.

Regardless who wins, one thing for sure is that your woman is getting WET watching these two boxing studs slugging it out in the ring.

(No homo)

 

David Haye maybe, but I don't know many women that get turned on by backne that's weeping blood.

 

Even the one legged version of Haye wound win on points for his agression no joke.

 

You'd think Fury would win, he'd only have to throw his 10 to 15 punches a round as Haye doesn't throw much now either.

 

They would both lose.

 

Boxing would lose.

 

David Haye is finished as a fighter due to his injuries and Hughie is some sort of weird pacifist who has been forced into this life by his old man unable to throw a punch with any kind of spite.

Let's get it on!

 

Haye breaks his leg on the ring walk and spends 12 round dragging his mangled body towards hughie who goes for a jog, shadow boxes and flicks out the occasional menacing jab from 5ft out of range. The fight is declared a NC, peter fury claims there is a conspiracy & his son should now be world champion, despite it not being for a world title. Mick Hennessy claims there is something 'going on', pushed further on his comments he reveals that the biscuits he demanded for the rider never turned up. David Haye posts a photo of himself poolside in Ibiza on a stretcher captioned 'Anthony Joshua is next'.

Facts.

 

Perfect...post of the month for me, particularly the pink shaded text, which is absolutely brilliant.