I had a huge fight with my infidel wife bout Klitschko

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  1. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    First, Salamu Alaykum:

    I was drinking my coffee this morning, and i was reading the forum and i just remembered the comment Teddy Asslass said yesterday about picking Thompson. And picking against Wlad almost every time.

    so, i told my wife, this guy is a hater and he always picks against Wlad.

    then, the She said, i don't blame him. Klitschko ain't ****. He's lucky he is the champ now in this "*****" divission.

    :fire

    She started rambling about how he is methodical, and he fights like ROBOCOP and he ain't nothing special, just big and tall. :fire :fire

    Then, i asked her, when the **** the last time you saw him? he's not robotic. i told her Steward is adjsting his style alot and trying to emulate lewis.

    then she said, 'HOW THE **** DARE YOU PUT HIM IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS LEWIS'

    Man-o-Man, i was ready to chock this African-America infidel heathen women for talking about Wlad like that... :fire :fire :fire

    I wanted to chock her with a Turban or a scarf or something. She is refusing to watch today's fight. and she said, she hopes Thompson beats the living crap out of Robocop. She called Wlad RoboCop :fire :fire :fire

    I left the house to go get some coffee. :fire
     
  2. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    Oh, and i said, you don't like him cuz he's not american or cuz he's not african-american fighter. I told her, you're just like your mom.

    Then, She had the audacity to tell me, she likes Hatton, and he's not american. And he told me, yes, Hatton CAN BOX better then Klitschko


    OMG OMG OMG...

    I am bout to Declare Jihad on her
     
  3. Broxi

    Broxi Stand With Ukraine Full Member

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    Your wifes better at trolling than you. :p
     
  4. RossTheBoss

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    :rofl
     
  5. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    :huh
     
  6. fidds

    fidds Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl jihad :yep :yep :yep


    Right about Lewis he isn't as good
     
  7. andyZOR

    andyZOR Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  8. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    I didn't say he's as good as him. Tht would never happen.

    i said, to emulate him. :fire :fire

    she told me don't put him in the same sentence as lewis. :fire :fire :fire
     
  9. truewarrior

    truewarrior Boxing Addict Full Member

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    wow so your wife knows more about boxing than you huh...shame.
     
  10. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    Dude, that's not nice you pork eating heathen.

    She hasn't seen Wlad fight since the first damn Brewster fight.

    :fire
     
  11. Jacko

    Jacko Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Your wife is right about Wlad and Hatton, but she should not be disagreeing with you.

    **** the coffee and go back home and show her who the boss is.
     
  12. EpsilonAxis

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    At least your wife can talk to you about boxing.

    My girlfriend only knows Bernard Hopkins as "that guy with 4 teeth" and Calzaghe and Klitschko as "those handsome boxers".
     
  13. Ayatollah

    Ayatollah ESB's Godliest poster Full Member

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    :rofl

    She watches all the fights with me...

    She loved when KT chicken-danced ZJ :rofl
     
  14. mrbassie

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  15. fidds

    fidds Boxing Addict Full Member

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    No she is wrong sure you can mention wlad and lewis in the same sentance, for example.....


    Wlad would of got ktfo if he would of ever fought lewis :good