I have forseen the Future.

David Prices path to Greatness.

The short version.

First he will KO delboy in 3, he then puts Ortiz into the dementia ward, Parker gets his head boxed clean off for 12, whyte goes toe to toe with price but is outmanned in 3, whyte retires soon after. He then calls out Joshua and says remember what happenened in sparring? Joshua has to be pushed into the ring by Eddie hearn, ding ding, pricey storms over and lands a atomic right hand on Joshua's temple which puts him out for 20mins. They have to get the doctors to remove the tongue he swallowed, but hes fine in the end and then retires from boxing. Ruiz fair play to him says cmon then big boy ill defend my belts against you. Pricey knows he doest want to brawl Ruiz with his Fat Speed he's dangerous, so he puts on a matrix Loma style clinic, by the end of the 6th, Ruiz face is looking like a Spanish omelette and his vision has totally gone. Corner stoppage. Pricey takes 2 of the belts he's world champ, Ruiz needs immediate plastic surgery he then goes into hiding where apparently he loses 120lbs and live's a normal healthy but uneventful life. Wilder is next, he sees pricey an easy win, Wilder comes out alambama slamming, swinging like a mad man, pricey dodges every punch, he then bangs on his chin taunting wilder, Wilder throws a straight right hand straight down the pipe, what a shot, that would knock down anyone! Pricey gives him a goofy grin winks at wilder and says "I don't think so lad" wilder pisses himself, the ref takes a point off. Pricey has him now, but pricey won't throw back. He just makes wilder miss all night, by the end of the 5th round price hasn't thrown a punch, Wilder has thrown and missed everyone, both of his shoulders are detached due to very poor technique and extension, pricey jabs at both shoulders, and wilder goes down in absolute agony. He can't physically pick himself up with two broken shoulder, he just starts squirming and crying on the floor. 10 count is over. Pricey is the new WBC champ, he now has all the belts, the unified heavyweight champion of the world. He gives em all up the week after and goes back to plumbing. Price hasn't got the hunger he had. A year passes, whilst driving to a job in Bury pricey hears a familiar voice, the voice is not happy one, "Dosseer, you stiff bum Dosser, you good for nothing Dosser" price stops the car and inspects the area. A huge 6'9 man dressed in a bearskin coat and haiwan shirt approaches yeh "yes I'm talking to you dosser plumber from Liverpool" "you ****house" pricey doesn't react he calmy takes the abuse and says "hello tyson how ya doing lad, how's things" fury says "don't play games with me ya stiff as a board *****, you didn't give me a shot, you thought you could retire without facing the gypsy King"
Pricey "no tyson, I just want to get back to what I love which is fixing toilets and baths, taps and sinks, leaks and drips, I gotta go I'm late for a job, take care" price casually gets in his car and drives to Bury to the job. The day after fury has been on twitter saying davey price ducked me on the cobbles, the pussay wouldn't fight the gypsy king, he couldn't plumb to save his life! Pricey isn't happy one bit, he booms loudly "you mouthy ****" dave wife tries to calm him down, but it's to no avail. She says he has no need to fight, and Fury is too young, fresh and sexy for 40yr price. "darling you've become civilised" pricey looks at her with determined eyes "it's personal now Linda, he's criticised my plumbing"
6months later Price officially signs to fight Fury in the biggest fight ever made.

To be continued.........

 

so you dont agree then bri?

 

give it a try hattonmad. theres no need for that.

 

im dead serious.