I see the future

No need for us to wait till saturday to know what will be posted here. I'll do it right now--the after-posting for Calzaghe-Hopkin's fight. Won't matter who wins, if it's ko, decision, or draw. I will now give a typical thread that will be up, and to be neutural, I'll refer to both fighters as "calhop" (Calzaghe Hopkins) Here we go:


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Poster: Did anyone else notice how ****ed up ref was???? Every time he broke fighters, he put hands in Calhops trunks, and gave him a wedgie. It was obvious he was biased. I'm not making excuses, but:bbb

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Calhopfan: I saw it too!!!!!!! It was blatent, if the corner of Calhop knew a thing about what to do, they would have complained more. Outragous!!

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Hopcalfan: Bull****, there were no wedgies, I was watching fight, ref was fair

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Calhopfan: You're obviosly biased, so were announcers, who NEVER made reference to the OBVIOS wedgies ref was giving Calhop every time he broke fighters. Do you relaize how difficult it is to fight with the ref giving you wedgies???atsch


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Hopcalfan: You obviously don't know boxing, and you don't know wedgies.

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Newbieguy: I did not see fight, but heard about wedgies from friend who watched. Wearing a cup and getting a wedgie is painful. It obviously influenced fight, causing Calhop to be robbed. A rematch is in order.

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Bossyposter: Damn Newbie, you don't know boxing, so shut up. Fight was fair.
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Kelerfag: I thought announcers were fair, and wedgies did not happen. Ref was breaking them fairly.
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Calhopfan: You are obviously biased. I can tell you from experiance, fighting all those rounds with a wedgie is painful, and your balls hurt like hell after a few rounds. I boxed a lot as amateur, and it happened to me in a tournament. I still knocked oppenent out though.
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Hopcalfan: I'LL BET YOU NEVER BOXED, YOU ARE PROBABLY A PIMPLY FACED 12-YEAR OLD LIVING IN HIS MOTHER'S............

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BUTTPLUG: Dear Friends, Kind Regards, ...wedgies, are they moral?

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Classicboxing guy: I saw fight, and it was fair. The ref did give Calhop wedgies several times, however In my opinion it had no influence on the fight. If you look at photos I have posted in classic forum, Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, and many others wore swimsuit-like trunks wedgie-style, common for those times. It allowed ref to control things easier. Battling nelson and Joe Gans fought 40 rounds in 1909 with wedgies, and neither complianed. Nelson's trunks were up to his neck in round 39. The problem is todays fighters have it too easy.

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BS*expert: I can tell you I was at fight, ringside, row three, siting right behind Donald Trump's hair. EVERYONE was complianing about the wedgies. Ref was clearly paid off. This is why boxing needs a national commision. The wedgies weakened Calhop, and caused him to fade, he would have won easily with a different ref. Announcers were biased too.
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Videofreak: Hi everyone, I just put up clip on youtube, showing the wedgies. Ref is pulling by CUP, not trunks, making it more painful for CalHop, he was getting it up ass AND having balls squeezed at same time. Check out my link.
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SCREAMER: THAT IS NOT A WEDGIE, I SAW CLIP, IT WAS FAIR, FIGHT WAS FAIR, AND GETTING BALLS SQUEEZED WHILE YOU GET IT UP ASS IS A TYPICAL SEX ENCOUNTER FOR CALHOP--AND YOU TOO, VIDEOFREAK. I KNOW WEDGIES, MOST OF YOU DON'T KNOW **** ABOUT WEDGIES, AND NEED TO SHUT UP!!!!! REF DID GREAT JOB!!

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knownothing: Hey, BS expert, I was at fight, and NO ONE was saying anything about wedgies. You are just pissed off that your boy CalHop got ass-whooping
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FARMBOXER: THE ONLY WEDGIE IS THE ONE GEORGE BUSH IS GIVING THE COUNTRY!
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I guess I should have waited till saturday to post this. Or called it "The Wedgie Thread"

 

Oh God. Glad you asked. Too ****in' long Plus I'm bad typer. I thought it was good though, so I did it. It's kind of typiclal of what we get after every fight. If people know moralman and farmboxer it's a little better.

I had been thinking of doing it for afew days (yeah, i do have too much free time on my hands) and decided what the hell. Kept it neutural, so anyone can enjoy it.



By time was done typing, I had wedgie. atsch

 

That bad, huh? Oh well, I gave it a shot.

 

After saturday's fight, it will seem like a real thread. Ever see some of the threads on here after a fight?