I told you all that Haye-Fury was in the works

Won't happen.
Haye is done finished, besides can anyone actually see Fury giving him a payday, especially after Haye pulling out on Fury years ago, he would rather give it to delboy, at least he would come to fight.

 

Are we really going to do this bumping nonsense?

 

Now that would be a braindamaging I'd definitely watch.

 

Haye just can’t pull the trigger anymore. Slow, no weight or explosiveness behind his punches. It would be an embarrassment and sad to watch to be honest

 

Wouldn't be surprised if he fights Haye, unless the UK casuals totally reject the idea (I don't think they will).

If it does happen though I'll officially flush any residual goodwill I had towards him down the lavvy with a big fat turd.

 

I'm not even joking when I say Fury V Lennox Lewis is a more appealing fight. Or Fury V Tyson. Both of those guys have a better chance of beating Fury. (1% as opposed to 0.01%).

Thinking about it, instead of trying to fight Fury why doesn't he set up a fight with Mike Tyson? That'd be pretty fun if it was a proper bout not an exhibition.

 

It would be great for the all-time British farce value. PPV of course, because what else for such a "barnburner"?!
Howard Foster as the referee, Ian John Lewis, Terry O'Connor and Marcus McDonnell scoring the action... or any mixup in the roles will do.
Former undisputed (wasn't) Cruiserweight and (paper) Heavyweight champion coming out of retirement to fight the 2 time Ring and current undefeated WBC/Ring Heavyweight Champion of the whole wide world, and nearby planets within 100 lightyears!

Haye pulls out after 2 rounds, down 20-17 because of an achilles injury...

 

No, Fury has to put a clause in the contract, if you pull a Malik Scott you don't get paid. Haye needs to earn his pay with a proper beatdown.