I won't believe it until Ward steps in to the ring ...

until I see him step into the ring! And if he "wins", then I still won't believe it and will require more evidence. Ward's camp can easily provide this evidence if they want to prove it was him. Here's what I'll need.

1. DNA evidence. No tampering. So that means we need video evidence of the blood draw and a verified chain of custody from Ward's locker room to testing laboratories located in Russia (Putin's personal lab), Switzerland, and Syria.

2. Lab results will be reviewed in the presence of Vladimir Putin, Barack Obama, and ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi who will be joined via live video feed with Obama in the oval office, Putin at his Moscow underground headquarters, and al-Baghdadi at an undisclosed location in Raqqa.

3. If Putin, Obama, and al-Baghdadi confirm the DNA match, then a fourth sample will be sent to the estate of Dan Goossen who will send the samples out to a laboratory based in New Zealand.

4. If the fourth sample is a match, then the full fight video will be sent to the FBI and the CIA for forensic analysis and to check for the distinct possibility that "Kovalev" was replaced by an extremely realistic three-dimensional hologram created by Roc Nation scientists. Working hypothesis in this scenario is that Roc Nation bribed Kovalev with 50 million if he would take a long vacation in an obscure island off the coast of Fiji where he would party with Jay-Z and Bono (playing music, dancing, and taking ecstasy) for a fortnight.

5. If the forensic analysis comes back negative (no hologram) then we will continue our investigation until further notice. By this point we will have lots of leads so there may be a need to investigate the case for many more years.

 

Don't sell yourself short, you're a tremendous troll.

 

Farmy, come on my friend. You do realize there are doubts about your authenticity? Rumors have been swirling around for years that you're nothing more than a computer algorithm, churning out slight variations of the same post, over and over again and over again.

Can you pass the Turing test? prove it!