Ibrahim Hashimovich Iskandarov vs. Mussa Ajibu & Anna Konstantinovna Levina vs. Sarafina Julius RBR

Dissociated and missed the second.

@pistal47 you bothering to score?

 

This ref could probably ice them both in under a minute in a 2-on-1 handicap bare-knuckle match.

 

Levina nearly decapitated Julianus with a big catapult overhand right, which they keep spamming a replay of from half a dozen angles. I guess she gets round three.

 

Whoa, just Googled her... we're neighbors (both geographically and in age).

...friend of yours? ...single?

 

Yeah, slim-thicc. Sculpted limbs and skinny waist, but dat azz..

And, just 5'2". Spinner.

 

Julianus has a hell of a beard on her, or else Levina (despite all four of her wins coming by KO) is shooting blanks.

 

Honestly would much rather date Julianus than homegirl carrying the ring cards. She's leggy, but something about her face bugs me. Sort of like if Juliette Lewis got hit with a frying pan. (and was blonde)

 

Ref can't wait to go home. Walking around with the body language of a wingman milling around once a party has died, helping pick up red cups from behind the furniture while his boy smashes upstairs.

 

Levina wins a decision. Why did they give her two belts? Eh, whatever.

...and a giant bouquet of roses? A bit extra.