If a boxer fought a martial arts master at boxing, what would be the result?

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  1. djm

    djm Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I hate to inflict common sense, but I have to agree here. Isn't it pretty obvious that it will depend on the fighters? Otherwise, it's a hopelessly general question.

    This is a tired question that really doesn't have an answer.
     
  2. Monstar

    Monstar The Future.. Full Member

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    U trippin my dude, I saw a Shaolin Monk ***** break a metal bar over the top of his head, without so much as squinting at the pain

    These guys train to kill they opponents, boxers train knock there's out, that's the diff. Btwn, traditional Martial Artist (not the sports martial artist) and boxers
     
  3. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers he doesn't et charged.He holds up the phone and money falls out of it.
     
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  4. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake beore his friends told him there was a stripper in it.
     
  5. tliang1000

    tliang1000 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    i think the kung fu master would learn boxing rather quickly to be competitive but would still lose bc is not their field.
     
  6. klion22

    klion22 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    No.

    All i'm saying is that they measured how hard they can hit a still dummy in the shape of a human being which measured the force the each impact. It didn't measure anything else. And in that, the boxer won. They talked about his perfect technique. Why is his technique perfect? Because that's all he does is throw punches.
     
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  7. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    While urinating Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
     
  8. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    When taking the SAT write ''Chuck Norris'' for every answer.You will score over 8000.
     
  9. Tuffnutz

    Tuffnutz ESB 2002 Club Full Member

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he saw Chuck Norris on his side walking towards him!
     
  10. Monstar

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    Ohhh ight, I'mma have to go check that but yeah, I got a deep respect respect for Martial arts too, in fact that's pretty much why I started following boxing, nothing better then seeing an artist go to work (**** that Picasso **** though, imean fighting)
     
  11. FlatNose

    FlatNose Boxing Addict Full Member

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    A boxer, fighting under the rules of boxing , beats a martial artist master boxing of course. A boxer fighting a martial artist master under the MMA rules, probably loses.
     
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  12. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    :lol::yep

    In the beggining there was nothing.Then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing into the face and said ''Get a job''.That is the story of the Universe.
     
  13. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.And got one.
     
  14. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar.The bar was instantly destroyed as that lever of awesome can't be contained in one building.
     
  15. Monstar

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    Ohhh, my fault...but yeah, that makes since, it's like seeing who can bench more a body builder or a boxer (unless it's Jeff Lacy)