if a particular boxer wasn't a boxer .... what would he be?

corrie sanders- pro golfer and outdoorsman (believe he has an outdoor business)
israel vasquez- owns a beauty salon
humberto soto- mexican taxi driver don't know if he really is one but i heard everytime he fights, he takes his money and buys another car and turns it into a taxi.
ivan calderon-owns a barber shop

 

Areola - Worlds fattest man
Pacquiao - pinoy crip gang member

 

kelly pavlik - KKK recruiter

 

Pacquiao - a pondering fisherman with hopes and dreams of getting a chance to audition for American Idol
Mayweather - mid level WWE wrestler with serious drug and baby mama problems
Cotto - ends up in wheelchair after getting shot by a Puerto Rican gang member; is usually spotted with big breasted women sitting on his lap as he runs his night club in Miami
Hatton - short order cook/party clown
Mosley - coaches a high school wrestling team full of steroid junkies; works diligently to set up an Asian massage parlor under his name.
Holyfield - strip club bouncer with a history of sexual assault
Hopkins - short tempered door-to-door salesman/bible thumper
Pavlik - lonely truck driver struggling with alcoholism
Wlad Klitschko - becomes a self-centered european porn star who goes by the names of, "Big Wad" and "Frisco Clitsgrow"

 

Christ, thank you for actually trying.

What could have potentially been a hilarious thread was overtaken with the worst attempts at comedy since Mind Of Mencia.

 

Floyd- Trackstar

 

Pacquaio would've done what he does best, a cherry picker. After watching 24/7 footage of Cottoe and his fat **** friend in the pool together, he would've been the Puerto Rican version of Greg Louganis.

 

Alright, you jackass. That's actually pretty funny.

 

funniest ****ing post on this thread! :good

 

Zsolt Erdei would be a bum. No nevermind he already is...

 

Floyd- Duck Breeder
Pac- Canadian Pharmacist
Hopkins- Professional 60/40 Sorter of Anything Sortable
Jones- Professional 60/40 Sorter of Anything Sortable
Peter- Owner of "Who Necks" Clothing Line
Calzaghe- Undertaker
De La Hoya- L'Eggs CEO
Arreola- Papa John's Pepperoni Salesman
Margarito- Professional Orthopedic Cast Applier
Tyson- ENT
Holmes- Rodney Dangerfield
Holyfield- Mormon Husband

 

To answer this thread. I am going to take a serious aproch.
I beleive to secude at the very top level in boxing one must have a lot of athletic abillity.
This being said I beilive that highly ratted boxers would have secuded in another sport.

 

Khan haters just expose themselves on here by calling him a terrorist. Ah, none of you would say that out loud now would you.

 

Holyfield-Preacher
Mayweather-Rapper
Tyson-Bodyguard
PWill-football player
Judah-Kickboxer like his father
Sam Peter- engineer
Ricky Hatton-a bartender
Paulie M.-a clothing store employee
Tim Bradley- weightlifter

 

Ali Would Have Been A Sign Painter.....


And before u guys ask, i got that from a quote from one of my Ali DVDS, a the commentator asks Ali if he regrets his boxing career and Ali replies, "if i never became a boxer, i would have been a sign painter just like my father"