If ChinaHandJoe was in Kesslers corner

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Decy, Aug 4, 2007.


  1. Decy

    Decy Barely Coherent Full Member

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    I think the prefight instructions would be something like this.
    1.He is faster than you
    2.He has more skills than you.
    3.If you hurt him he will get angry.
    4.You will not like him whan he is angry.
    And finally if you want to win you have to KO him with the 1st punch of the fight otherwise you are ****ed.
     
    Decy, Aug 4, 2007
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  2. Shake

    Shake Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I think it'd be something like this.

    "RUN!!!"
     
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  3. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    "See this towel? Don't make me take it off and use it!"
     
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  4. China_hand_Joe

    China_hand_Joe Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    1 - Block with your head until Calzaghe breaks his hands on it -fullstop-
     
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  5. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    :lol:
     
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  6. nervousxtian

    nervousxtian Trolljegeren Full Member

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    What's with the stupid ass "-fullstop-" crap... stop it.. it's lame.
     
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  7. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Don't encourage him!:nono
     
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  8. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    "Here, drink this..."
     
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  9. pioterbezkitu

    pioterbezkitu Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    If you start kicking his ass I'm going to trow in the towel!
     
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  10. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    :D
     
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