If elite boxers were students in a classroom, what type of student would they be?

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  1. Sage

    Sage Active Member Full Member

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    To illustrate what i mean, i'll go first:



    James Toney: The fat kid. Lunchbox packed full of pork rinds and krispy kream donuts. Teacher says he is talented but too lazy to fulfill promise. Other kids pick on him from a distance, because he has the capacity to run 10 meters before suffering from cardiac arrest

    Zab Judah: The ADHD kid. Runs around aimlessly, sniffs glue and tries to set things on fire. He's a whiz when he is focused, but sadly, he forgets to take his medication all too often.

    Oscar De La Hoya: The teachers pet. In short, the girls love him, the guys hate him, and he scores top grades by being the ultimate kiss ass.

    Ricardo Mayorga: The cool no hoper. School for this guy is a place to fight, drink booze, smoke weed, and attend class if he feels like it. Also a good place to pick up girls. Crude, brash, but generally well liked, if not a little feared, school is his moment of glory before graduating to bigger things like prison, a heroin habit or a sucessful career as a factory janitor.

    Miguel Cotto: The dangerous kid. Doesn't say much, but people know full well not to **** with him. A predator in disguise.

    Paulie malignaggi: The try hard. Tries hard to fit in with the cool kids. Fails, miserably

    Bernard Hopkins: The overachiever. Not massively talented, but constantly outdoing himself via constant hard work, discipline and dedication. People still think though he wont amount to much, but they are wrong.


    Feel free to add your own! :D






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  2. batang kanto

    batang kanto ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    vladimir klitschko, the biggest guy but gets no respect. he's a coward and too girlie for his size. toughies like haye takes fun bullying him during recess.
     
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  3. Hatesrats

    Hatesrats "I'm NOT Suprised..." Full Member

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    Ricky Hatton: The Class Clown, & Funniest guy in the school
     
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  4. batang kanto

    batang kanto ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    pacman, his father is a local gambling guy. he learned the trade and brings it to school. he would play cards during recess, brings out his fighting spiders and wins bets against mayorga when they play pool.
     
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  5. Nestea

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    Floyd Mayweather the class gangsta wannabe. Bullies and makes fun of everyone but chicken out when a fight comes.

    Juan Manuel Marquez, the pacquiao hater, tries to intimidate Pacquiao in class,rivals anything he does and still fails miserably.

    Mike Tyson, the bully, dont let your ears out in the open.
     
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  6. batang kanto

    batang kanto ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    guzman is the school geek. he boasts of his intelligence but no one takes him seriously.
     
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  7. Nestea

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    Campbell and Casamayor, the old ones, been on high school for 8 years now and still in the same class.
     
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  8. Hatesrats

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    Julio Cesar Chavez Jr: Son of the Teacher, Everyone think's he is getting special treatment. But secretly plan's on dropping out to prove he can do it without help.
     
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  9. Sage

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    Pacquio as a hustler is an apt description i think :D
     
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  10. andyZOR

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    Golota: The 21 yr old kid in Freshmen classes who sits in the back

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  11. theunderdog

    theunderdog Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    rjj is the ultra-athletic kid. kicks anybodies ass during PE whatever sport it may be.
     
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  12. booradley

    booradley Mean People Kick Ass! Full Member

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    Pavlik: the jock in the letterman's jacket sitting at the back of the room shooting spit wads.
     
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  13. andyZOR

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    Sam Peter - The class tough guy. After he beats somone up he yells on the top of his lungs "WHO NEX"
     
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  14. Sage

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    :lol: :lol:
     
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  15. jimmie

    jimmie Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Marquez is more like the guy who kicks Pacquiaos ass everyday but its in the bathroom when noboddy else in in there so noboddy sees it. Much like now Marquez kicks his ass all over but the judges are asleep.
     
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