If elite boxers were students in a classroom, what type of student would they be?

DLH - Gets mad ***** yo, all the girls dig him, then around homecoming his JR year a rumor goes around that hes a ***, gets picked on by Margarito
RJJ - Star athlete, captain of track/football/basketball, dedicated, actually quite a humble guy
PBF - Popular, gets some ***** yo, the next big thing, track star, humble too
Mosley - the nerdy athlete, chessclub/mathclub hangs out with all the AZNs, gets mad AZN *****, gets straight A's, class prez
Pacquiao - really poor kid, popular amongst the AZNs, gets mad AZN *****, rich
Margarito - skips school, drinks, smokes, bad ass dude, has a kid during SPH year, picks on Oscar for not being "Mexican" enough
Mayorga - skips school, drinks, smokes, get's all A's & B's, get's expelled for fighting the principal, starts own gang
Cotto - quiet, humble, but really a party boy, ladys man, drinks, and has 3 kids by the time he graduates
Pavlik - Captain of the hockey/baseball/golf teams, humble, dedicated, gets A's, and is a party boy
Hatton - fat kid until JR year, class clown, party boy, prankster
Judah - track star, bad boy, gets expelled, heroin junky
Morales - party boy, always getting into fights, gets C's and B's, gets mad *****, always beats up lil Mijares
Barrera - doesn't focus in school, money buys education, always getting into fights, gets A's
lil Mijares - gets beat down by Morales
Litzau - straight A's, star QB, gets mad *****, envied by all

 

Cory Spinks- Guy that always come to the school social events and tears the dance floor up

Jermain Taylor- Quite kid who always gets picked own because of his stuttering but one day gets fed up and beats the **** out of one of the main culprits

Joe Calzaghe- Preppy ass exchange student who is always talking about his father wealth. Annoying little twat:yep

 

Judah, the best dancer who thanks Kostya for teaching him.

 

tyson, big bully kid. he once beat-up RJJ, the school football captain for not letting him into the team. got suspended for sexually harrasing a classmate.

 

erik morales, pale and skinny. the favorite of bullies but he's always game to fight. too gutsy for his size, always goes home with a bleeding nose or torn school uniform.

 

yuriorkis gamboa, transferred from another school. too cocky for his own good, got into trouble with mayorga and tyson's gang. now plays pool with pacquaio

 

Mayweather is an All American athlete in a number of sports.. He is also majoring in, and acing "the sweet science" classes; he also has a lot of time to study in detention...

De La Hoya is the Pretty Boy AA athlete in the school, and is voted Prom King by the ladies...

Roy Jones jr. is the star AA basketball player and freestyles with a lot of attention on lunch break; RJJ is also acing "the sweet science class"...

Cotto's the quiet kid and after acing "the sweet science 101" has changed "TSS" to his major...

Zab Judah is always cutting class to shoot dice...

Tyson is the school bully with a sensitive side and as a suprise to some lands all kinds of hot women...

Wlad and Vitali are foreign exchange students who came to America because "the sweet science" class was not offered in the Ukraine...

Muhammed Ali teaches "the sweet science" class and runs a number of extracurricular programs for the students...

George Foreman and James Toney are the culinary teachers...

Jesse Ferguson graduated from the school years ago and is still hanging around as the aged and very likeable janitor...

 

andrew golota - everybody is afraid of the guy, intimidating but regarded as a ****** although no one ****s with him

jorge arce - funny guy, chicks dig him because he always gives em lollipops and he'a always trying to outshine everybody, quite a twat

 

Girls like Arce until they see the million teeth in his mouth

 

**** u beat me 2 it lol, I was just about 2 type that

 

:rofl

 

Jake LaMotta at this point in his life reminds me of the old as janitors in school who would stop me every day and tell me the same jokes and although they are no longer funny id smile to make him feel better.

 

Acelino Freitas : Quits school in the 4th grade. (He indeed did that)

 

corales is the dude who does great in school but never really puts in the effort. he's unstoppable when in the right mindset

 

Bernard Hopkins, the unruly kid who always gets in trouble and sent to the principles office. It's too perfect to NOT be that way.

Teacher- Bernard don't talk back to me! I'm the teacher!

Bernard- THEN WHO I AM? WHO I AM? IF YOU THE TEACHER WHO I AM?

Teacher- Principals office right now!

Bernard- SEE DDDDDIS DA HYPOCRITE ABOUT YOU!

Lest we get into how he'll never let a white boy cut him in the lunch line.