If Joe Joyce had Usyk's Feet and Joseph Parker's Hand Speed

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  1. The Townsend

    The Townsend Zeus. Full Member

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    What sort of machine do you think this man mountain would be?

    He already carries power, an Iron chin.
     
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  2. The Townsend

    The Townsend Zeus. Full Member

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    Or she would be transgender.
     
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  3. Salty Dog

    Salty Dog globalize the Buc-ees revolution Full Member

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  4. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Somehow after a day of eating and still being loopy from the tryptophan, I read the thread title as...

    What if Joe Joyce had Ugly feet?:lol:
     
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  5. The Townsend

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    I reckon he wears 15 UK size so I would assume they arent pretty
     
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  7. Furey

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    You beat me to it lol
     
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  8. Ted Stickles

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    Lol
     
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  9. Furey

    Furey EST & REG 2009 Full Member

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    What Joyce "doesn't have" actually works for him.

    He looks slow....... yet he consistently still lands.

    Very awkward and effective, doesn't throw text book shots.
     
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  10. catchwtboxing

    catchwtboxing Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Then he'd be a different fighter.
     
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  11. vast

    vast Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    He wouldn't be Joe Joyce.
     
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  12. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Joyce is the world's leading exponent of slow-fast speed and if you remove the slowness from him you take away what makes him so effective as a fighter.
     
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  13. CleneloAnavarez

    CleneloAnavarez Well-Known Member Full Member

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    What if Usyk had Joyce's handspeed and Parker's footspeed?
     
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  14. On The Money

    On The Money Dangerous Journeyman Full Member

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    So far Joyce hasn't needed quickness.
     
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  15. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    Joe Joyce does the best with what he has & that's all you can ask for.

    I love how it looks like he doesn't hit hard, his punching form looks army, horrible & slow but evidently he does whack.

    Joyce & Wilder are two guys who have more to them than meets the eye. The eye test doesn't work for them but they are both killers.

    Heavyweight boxing is so different to the other divisions.
     
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