If the Klitschkos were 6'0'', would they be light heavies?

If floyd mayweather was 6'7 would he be a heavyweight?

 

I was afraid someone would get in before me

 

If my aunt had a *****, would she be my uncle?

 

Not necessarily :good

 

no. they'd probably be businesses men.

 

If hornswaggle was taller and fatter wld he be butterbean??

 

:rofl

 

If i had a ***** , would i still be a man?

 

if my mother was white and my father was black, would that make me asian?

 

If Elton were straight, would he still be a ******?

 

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151771/scruples

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Well, can I ask you guys a difficult question?
Patron 1: Absolutely.
Patron 2: Of course.
Patron 4: Yeah, man.
Patron 5: Come on, Garrison!
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Alright. Would you have sex with your son to save his life? [the others ponder the question]
Patron 2: …Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?
Patron 1: Nono, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother… to save your father's life?
Patrons: [wondering] Wooo, yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, that's a tough one.
Patron 3: Hmmm.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No no wait, uh, you don't understand.
Blond: How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?
Patrons: No, no, no way. No.
Patron 6: But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.
Patron 7: Yeup.
Patron 8: Me, too.
Patron 9: Well, I think that goes without saying.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Weh actually, I'm just… talking about a… son.
Patron 8: Well, pesonally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Uh, he doesn't have a gun.
Blond: The father doesn't have a gun?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No! Nobody's got a gun!
Patron 3: I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it
Patron 2: He could have a knife, though.
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 3: Sure.
Patron 1: Yeah, a knife.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," …I would have sex with myself.
Patron 1: …Yeah, I would [Mr. Garrison Sr. gets up and heads out the door]

 

Ok so this is the "if they weren't as big they wouldn't be dominant" thread. Well i assume one can understand that being tall plays a role in your speed and coordination, so if they were smaller they would be quicker and (even) more coordinate. If Tyson was 6'6", he wouldn't bob and weave like he used to. Am i crazy or has the rest of humanity lost all common sense ?

 

It would depend on their weight.

 

If Christy Canyon wasn't as full figured as she is, would she still be a porn legend?