If the Klitschkos were american....

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by rwgw435gr, Apr 13, 2012.


  1. Let Guru spew some knowledge here. First off nobody will give one flying FUK about Floyd if it wasn't for Sugar Oscar De Ali Hoya gracing his popularity onto Floyd.

    Who ever Oscar wanna be a star? he becomes a star. oscar picked up his pink magic wand and pointed it at Floyd and BAM Floyd is a star.


    2nd of the emerge of midget Pacquiao helped Floyd tremendously because of an anti Floyd or villain vs hero scenario for the casual fans to pick up


    3rd off Floyd's fake persona really sells because it is addictive to hate on. IRL Floyd is a very very very nice and sweet kind hearted homosexual

    All these factors made Floyd into the megastar he is today.


    TRUST ME ON THIS. IF Lennox Lewis went around beating up random reporters and calling out everyone from a crippled Ali to Mike Tyson non stop and spew out harilous burger king interviews like James Toney, Lewis will be the most popular fighter in the World during his reign

    The main issues is this and this is something people overlook

    You need a certain VOICE to trash talk to make it funny

    Lewis and both KBROS DO NOT have that VOICE that make trash talking harilous to listen to

    Mike Tyson's voice is FOKING FUNNY

    as is Floyd


    In the case of Oscar he is like a male adonis sex toy with fists so of course he's gonna sell

    I REMEMBER watching the Oscar fight against Mayweather and a **** load of college girls were saying how handsome Oscar is and how HOT he is and how sexy and how good looking . they don't even konw who the fuk FLoyd is or care


    Also good looks alone don't sell it have to be a CERTAIN TYPE of good look

    there's many types of good looks but a certain type really sells to the general public

    Oscar's Latin sizzle really sell

    I mean Sergio and Wlad are pretty good looking too, Oscar's Sizzle though is just amazing

    oscar is brown slick handsome and taste like sugar. Hence he's a megastar

    Oscar is boxing's biggest star and if he wasn't robbed so much and if he chose his opponents more carefully he will be a top 5 ATG. Oscar De La Hoya and Lennox Lewis are my two favorite boxers of all times

    If I had to pick one though I will still go with Lennox
     
  2. slugger3000

    slugger3000 You Mad Bro? Full Member

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    :lol::lol::rofl:rofl Your ****in killin me bro! :rofl
     
  3. If the Klitschkos were American they would care about putting on interesting performances and spectacular KO's and maybe they would fight more often then once every 7 months.
    I guess Wlad has to recover from that "war" with Mormeck. Like Cus D'amato said "you gotta do it often if you wanna do it the best." But actually I think this entire generation of champs is too inactive.
     
  4. Nobby

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    and that's being generous :lol:
     
  5. vnyc

    vnyc Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    thread is if Klits were american,not british ,so **** off you toothless britfag.
     
  6. Keep dreaming. White America only dreams of having a HW champ. They even invented a phraise for it. THE GREAT WHITE HOPE
     
  7. solarFLARE

    solarFLARE Blinded by the Light Full Member

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    And for the last decade, black america has been dreaming of having a heavyweight champ. Keep dreaming...
     
  8. RUSKULL

    RUSKULL Loyal Member banned

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    I think Jack & Alien are 2 of the worst posters on this site. In fact, they may actually be the same guy with 2 accounts.................both of them reek of butt hurt Brittard.....................
     
  9. RUSKULL

    RUSKULL Loyal Member banned

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    So where's the Great Black Hope? :lol:
     
  10. RUSKULL

    RUSKULL Loyal Member banned

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    You're right, you have no concept of boxing. "Guru" :rofl
     
  11. On The Money

    On The Money Dangerous Journeyman Full Member

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    They would be bigger than Jesus. :thumbsup
     
  12. RUSKULL

    RUSKULL Loyal Member banned

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    All true, different standards here I guess. Mike Tyson is far from a good role model but then again, these wanna be boxing fans don't appreciate anything that comes close to serious boxing skill. Many of them post about how both Klitschkos have no talent, no heart, etc. while singing the praises of morons like Chisora...................I think that tells you all you need to know about them & their boxing expertise. :lol: