If you could create a "Frankenstein" Worst Top Level Boxer Ever

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  1. 46and0

    46and0 It's irrefutable. Full Member

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    I've only gone and done it again. Another bobby dazzler of a thread brought to you by TEAM ELITE in front of a global audience of millions.:deal:happy

    You have been commissioned to make a "Frakenstein" style boxer made up of parts. Which fighters would you choose for these respective components that make up a flawed boxer? :-

    Fragile Glass Mandible:

    Glass Heart:

    Stamina:

    KO ratio:

    Glass Body:

    Lack of jab:

    Quitter:

    Here is my expertly constructed list :-

    Fragile Glass Mandible: Roy Jones Jr:dead

    Glass Heart:     Andre Dirrell:lol:

    Stamina:     Jermain Taylor:patsch

    KO ratio:     Paulie Malignaggi:rofl

    Glass Body:     Manny Pacquiao:barf

    Lack of jab:     Shane Mosley:oops:

    Quitter:     Victor Ortiz
    :nono
     
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  2. roversbowers

    roversbowers Well-Known Member Full Member

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    probably the shittest thread ever
     
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  3. Thread Stealer

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    Fragile Glass Mandible: Lorenzo Zanon

    Glass Heart: Kermit Cintron

    Stamina: Earnie Shavers

    KO ratio: Maxie Slapsie Rosenbloom

    Glass Body: Ricardo Mayorga

    Lack of jab: Razor Ruddock

    Quitter: Andrew Golota
     
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  4. 46and0

    46and0 It's irrefutable. Full Member

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    Great list. It's good to see that some of us are here to talk boxing. :deal
     
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  5. 46and0

    46and0 It's irrefutable. Full Member

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    And yet you decided to post in it anyway. :lol::rofl:patsch
     
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  6. Thread Stealer

    Thread Stealer Loyal Member Full Member

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    Roy Jones was more vulnerable to the temple area, high on the head, than the jaw, IMO. Tarver 2 was the only time I saw him really get ****ed up badly from a shot to the chin/jaw.

    In the third Tarver fight, the right hook that hurt Roy in the 11th round landed on the temple. Glen Johnson KO'd him with a shot high on the head, that Roy tried to roll with. Danny Green dropped him with a shot high on the head.
     
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  7. 46and0

    46and0 It's irrefutable. Full Member

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    I can see where you are coming from, Khan's Chin is a disgrace.
     
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  8. TheDon

    TheDon KO Artist Full Member

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    Isnt quitter the same as glass heart?
     
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  9. 46and0

    46and0 It's irrefutable. Full Member

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    There is a slight difference. A Glass Hearted fighter can refuse a fight and hide behind a series of excuses, or they can fail to engage in a fight but still go the distance.

    A quitter is someone like Ortiz or Duran. :dead
     
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  10. falcom

    falcom Active Member Full Member

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    quitter=coward=floyd
     
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  11. HEADBANGER

    HEADBANGER TEAM ELITE GENERAL Full Member

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    shut the **** up you cum guzzling fart-sucker :lol:
     
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  12. HEADBANGER

    HEADBANGER TEAM ELITE GENERAL Full Member

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    Fragile Glass Mandible: fragile ducker popkins

    Glass Heart: laaaarrrrrrnnnnnnce uppercunt

    Stamina: scar-f

    KO ratio: spud

    Glass Body: fragile ducker popkins

    Lack of jab: boo-radley

    Quitter: cum guzzling popkins
     
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  13. BigBone

    BigBone Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Frankenstein is the doctor's name not the creature's.

    Now if you really want to step in Dr. Frankenstein's shoes, I say you need some Lennox Lewis, some Felix Savon, add some Luan Krasniqi and a flavor of Firat Arslan with a taste of Leonard Ellerbe.
     
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  14. Uncle Rico

    Uncle Rico Loyal Member Full Member

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    Fragile Glass Mandible: Charlie Zelenoff

    Glass Heart: Charlie Zelenoff

    Stamina: Charlie Zelenoff

    KO ratio: Charlie Zelenoff

    Glass Body: Charlie Zelenoff

    Lack of jab: Charlie Zelenoff

    Quitter: Charlie Zelenoff
     
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  15. Predator

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    Excellent thread 46.

    After careful consideration, here is my list.



    Fragile Glass Mandible: Dmitry Salita

    Glass Heart: Vitali

    Stamina: Gabe Brown

    KO ratio: Cesar Rene Cuenca

    Glass Body: Oscar De La Hoya

    Lack of jab: Tavoris Cloud

    Quitter: Golota
     
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