if youtube existed pre-1920, would Boston Tom McMustache be a star today?

I think we can take it as a given.

 

Yes, and we would be listening to his famous opera hit, "Can't Be Clobbered ft. Antonin Dvorak". Sadly this excellent club banger is lost to us today.

 

McMustache would be universally viewed as P4P-H2H #1 if we had footage of his legendary fights.

"Y'all musta forgot when i knocked out Twiggy McTavish with a body-shot!"

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Twiggy McTavish was a monster. Record: 8 - 5 - 34 (149 No Contests).

 

The greatest fighter* with the first name Twiggy.

* Of alllllll time.

 

Let us not forget his lesser appreciated masterpiece, "You Must Have Not Recalled", a ballad recounting the man's great lb-4-lb accomplishments. Like Roy, Tom possessed unbelievable athleticism and toyed with opponents in the ring, imitating various animals in comical fashion and taunting his opponents to attack his unguarded cheen, unlike Jones who ran like a lily livered coward.

 

:yep

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Who could forget his dulcet tones on his 'Mississippi Riverboat Blues' duet with Screaming George Luther? Luther (himself a promising middleweight with 9-23-15 125NDs) owed a lot of his initial success to Boston Tom Mc Mustache. Due to the hienous colour bar preventing blacks from even attempting to throw a punch back against a white man, he was priviledged to be on the receiving end of a near-fatal beating from Boston Tom. Several weeks of recouperating in his shack at the pig-sty end of Boston Toms vast 2500 acre plantation, gave Luther plenty of time to think things over until he finally realised how generous Boston Tom had been in administrating the almost fatal beating. They celebrated this new working relationship by having a very fair 98%-2% split in purse for their following 28 rematches, finished only by Screaming George Luthers unfortunate death by lynching in their 29th and final bout, after he inexplicabley touched gloves with Boston Tom which incurred the wrath of a few excitable and drunken good ol' boys. This was the final nail in the coffin for Boston Toms advertising deal with the good people at 'L'il Joes' chewing tobacco, though the sarsparilla guys stood right behind him

 

atsch I knew that NAMBLA thing was gonna throw the young people. TOTALLY different NAMBLA, Boggle. It says right there. :-(

 

'Ears that had me in stitches!

Twiggy is generally underappreciated these days, people seem to forget that he only weighed 134lbs when he gave the 167lb Boston Tom a brutal 23 rounds of war before succumbing to life-threatening dehydration in the scorching Florida sun. Tough little ******* had heaps of moxy for sure. :bbb