Ijaz Ahmed vs. Marcel Braithwaite II & Ben Vaughn vs. Jimmy Cooper RBR.

I've got three zip for Jazzy but not because he's looking great; more so that Braithwaite is just an utter spastic and couldn't hit a barn door with a bazooka.

 

I'd pick chicken & dumplings over this every time.

 

I gave Braithwaite the first and Ahmed the second and third and fourth.

 

The fourth is more of the same as in the first three, but now with more Two Weaklings Struggling in a Clinch™!

It's like scrawny pussbag Sumo.

40-36 Ahmed

 

Lots of rabbit punches, from both men in fairness but about 60-40 on Braithwaite's side. Ref is giving them a mile of leash here. Fouls galore. Elbows, stiff-arms, excessive clinching, maybe a couple of butts. Just light-punching bedlam in there.

 

I seem to recall Ahmed at least was capable of putting on an entertaining match-up or two in a rivalry with yet another feather-fisted Brit, no?

 

He's the only one doing anything in there that remotely approaches boxing. Braithwaite is like if you gave Shawn Porter the punching power of a toddler and handed him a Yeti tumbler full of moonshine to pound in the locker room directly before his ring walk.

 

I'm good as of now, end of the sixth round.