Ilesey and JTF96 Thread (ft. DDDUUDDDEE)

Hear DDDUUDDDEE's amazing story in greater detail here http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/showthread.php?t=448460

 

Truly inspiring stuff

 

I truly am the greatest.

PS. is it normal for sheep to eat the "flesh of new souls", and where do I get such a food product??

 

Think only Lidl stock them mate

 

Thanks... I tried Tesco and Aldi but they threw me out for bringing sheep into the store, I don't get it... a blind guy can let his dog just prance wherever it wants, but the king of sheep can't bring a few sheep with him?, what's up with that?

 

What's for tea?

 

Lamb chops.

 

Sorry boys I wasn't ignoring you. I've just met Lou Carpenter in the street, would you believe it? Small world. He seemed keen on buying a few sheep by the way.

 

Oh, tidy. I'm ****ing ravenous lke. What we having with it? Chips?

The World is ****ing massive mate. Huge. Well, unless you're comparing it to a galaxy, in which case you're right. It's tiny.

 

If he does wont be many people to see it, there struggling to give away tickets never mind sell them.

 

What?

 

Oh yeah I forgot that hahhahahahahahaha

 

The lamp chops are ready, I also made more lamb chops to go with the lamb chops. Lamb chops.

 

Ahhahhhaaha also.

Oh, nice. I might pour some lambs chops over them. Y'know?

 

Oh well, this is awkward. I've just taken an unnecessary detour to Lidl to pick up the "flesh of new souls" for the sheep it seems

Nice one Gary :sad2