Ilesey and JTF96 Thread (ft. DDDUUDDDEE)

Best 1st post ever

 

There's plenty more sheep... the *******s just seem to pop up out of thin air. I think I may be the recipient of some kind of sheep related curse :think

 

Oh, I'm pogged now after all that lamb. Gonna take the dog for a stroll around the block and walk it off. It's cold and icy though. Hope I don't fall over.

 

I hope your dog has a nice poo on his walk.

 

It's so cold it formed a rock hard shitstickle! Hhahaahha a stinky solid icy mass of dog ****.

 

Hahaha you should put it on a popsicle stick and then feed it to a homeless person ahaha

 

Turn it into a boomerang

 

fashion the poo into a blade and stab the first person you see in the stomach with your poo blade, then **** the wound.

wear a condom though.

 

All valid suggestions.

So, the only fair thing is to do them all.

I will do them in the order that they are posted.

Nos da.

 

If the homeless person eats it all, please instruct your dog to poo again and then leave it in your freezer for approximately 13 minutes before turning it into a boomerang please Ilesey.

Thanks

 

Yeah, okay, sounds good George.

A piece of **** in my freezer hhahahaha.

 

Don't get it mixed up with a chocolate gateau hahahahahahahaha

 

Get your dog to do another poo, then get the hobo to eat your dogs warm poo directly out of its anus. That way you still have the frozen poo.

 

I'm a genius!

 

Don't talk ****.