Ilesey and JTF96 Thread (ft. DDDUUDDDEE)

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That depends... is your dog right or left handed?

 

Ambidextrous pawed.

 

You're welcome.

 

Salutations

 

Then change ears halfway through.

 

Oh my word. The **** smells so bad I can't go anywhere near it. it's ****ing howling! It's making my stomach churn. Oh deary me, my ****ing eyes are burning. I need a mask to help me breathe.

No stealing my ideas (patent pending).

Dog **** smell mask: RRP £14.99

 

Wow, talk about off topic.

 

I'll buy six of your masks Ilesey... and your dogs poo.

 

That type of talk should be kept in the Lounge at all times. This is a faeces forum first and foremost

 

I would buy that before I ordered off Primetime. Which reminds me, where were you to help me and venusdiablo during the Hatton fight? :verysad

 

Look, mate, don't be rude. You want a mask? Great. If not, then please don't waste my time.

Times are hard and I need to make money. I don't have the time nor the ****ing patience to talk about some glass jawed Cotton Eye Joe ****. Okay? Right.

So, how many dogs have you got?

 

I was drunk. I'd be no use to anyone. The most you'd have got out of me that night was snooker talk. Lovely ****ing drunk ****ing snooker talk.

 

Okay great. I've sent them super special post so they don't get caught up in the normal christmas mail. Alright? I trust this is acceptable. Enjoy your **** mask.

Next please.