ILTAHLEHTI Presents: Now Let's Hit Hard! - Mika Mielonen vs. Gunnar Kolbeinn Kristinsson RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

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    A battle of Viking giants! :ibutt

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    https://www.iltalehti.fi/kamppailulajit/a/141d5a2c-6f28-49a0-b2f7-7223d776d422

    Mika "Finnish Rocky" Mielonen, a 43 year old novice and Helsinki native defending home turf here, first popped up on the radar thirteen months ago when he put his somewhat padded zero in the kitty against countryman and longtime world fringe contender Robert Helenius. Even well past his own sell-by date, "The Nordic Nightmare" dominated & stopped him in 3.

    Gunnar Kolbeinn "The Ice Bear" Kristinsson is a relatively nubile 36, and boasts a surprisingly well-traveled 15-0 (9) record. Half of his bouts have taken place in Finland, most recently headlining a Liikuntahalli card this June in what originally was supposed to be this very match-up, but with Ukrainian-French veteran punching bag Pavlo Krolenko subbing in for Mielonen.

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  3. IntentionalButt

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    Olavi Hagert vs. Artjom Spatar, 6 rounds @ middleweight
     
  4. FrankinDallas

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    Nice! Just lounging around today so this comes in at the right time.
     
  5. IntentionalButt

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    The neatly coiffed and pomaded Hagert was a Finnish national amateur championship semifinalist and currently a 7-1 prospect.

    Spatar, a former middling amateur in Estonia, is only 20 years old but has already logged 15 pro bouts - only four of them victories.
     
  6. Max Thunder

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    I am greatly amused this is worthy of an RBR.
     
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  7. IntentionalButt

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    Eh...while Hagert is clearly better, he isn't exactly shining.
     
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    The ring floor looks like wood...no give to it al all. Hope no one's head hits it.
     
  9. IntentionalButt

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    Reckon a top rope Frankensteiner would hurt like the Dickens.
     
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    Round card girl is a blonde. Not unexpected.
     
  11. IntentionalButt

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    I get that this is likely a confidence building tune-up for Hagert (he is coming off his first pro stumble, an upset loss to a Georgian gatekeeper named Irakli Jeranashvili with a dead even 14-14-1 record) but he won't be ready for a step up anytime soon if he can't win rounds more decisively against the likes of Spatar. Too much hesitating, too many shots taken while thinking out his next move.
     
  12. IntentionalButt

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    Actually it'd be funny as hell if they had the antithesis of a lithe Scandinavian, like a fertility statue looking pitch-hued Hottentot Venus walk out. :sisi1
     
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  13. IntentionalButt

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    Spatar landing plenty of lawn-sprinkler jabs on the outside, then ramming his shoulder into Hagert's chest and driving him into the ropes to stall. Might well have nicked a couple of these rounds.
     
  14. IntentionalButt

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    Good effort down the stretch, both throwing desperately... bit wildly.
     
  15. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Official cards:

    57-57
    60-54
    59-56

    MD for Hagert
     
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