ILTAHLEHTI Presents: Now Let's Hit Hard! - Mika Mielonen vs. Gunnar Kolbeinn Kristinsson RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

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    Official cards:

    60-54 x3

    UD for Kärkkäinen
     
  2. FrankinDallas

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    Who is your favorite in the main event? The guy with the beard has a better record.
     
  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    I think the Icelander is going to break some hearts here. He's seven years younger and three inches taller (at the same 250ish lbs) - while the Finn racked up a perfect 6-0 record with 6 kayos before he fought Helenius, but as a can crusher, and was since taken six full rounds by Iranian-Austrian mixed-martial-artist Arash Khojasteh.
     
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  4. IntentionalButt

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    Half an hour of empty ring since the co-main ended.
     
  5. IntentionalButt

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    Mika Mielonen vs. Gunnar Kolbeinn Kristinsson, 8 rounds @ heavyweight
     
  6. IntentionalButt

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    Kristinsson walked out to this. :sisi1

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  7. IntentionalButt

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    Round 1

    Kristinsson is jabbing down at Mielonen, both circling. Mielonen crossing his arms to block. Right hand on the body attempted by Mielonen, stuffed as Kristinsson drops his gloves to catch. Kristinsson is easing off the Mielonen up-jab by quickening his lateral step. A series of lunging shots by Mielonen, all dodged as Kristinsson skates by the ropes. Kristinsson feeding Mielonen long jabs continuously, mostly in doubles.

    10-9 Kristinsson
     
  8. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    IB funfact: The reason Kristinsson has zero fights at home in Iceland is that they've never legalized pro boxing after outlawing it in the 1950s.

    He is the country's current only male professional boxer.
     
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  9. IntentionalButt

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    Round 2

    Kristinsson is jabbing and cutting semicircles around Mielonen, frequently changing direction and taking advantage of the shorter & stockier man's slowness to adapt by scoring a few extra jabs. Mielonen tries charging him into the ropes but misses all his power shots and is grabbed and repelled.

    10-9 Kristinsson

    20-18 Kristinsson
     
  10. IntentionalButt

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    Round 3

    Kristinsson is doubling up on the long jab, banging Mielonen on the mush with it. Mielonen tries swiping with underhanded body scythes with both hands, but can't reach. Kristinsson gets a overeager and tries a right hand behind his jab, and getgs his head snapped back by an inclined Mielonen jab. Kristinsson swelling the bulb & bridge of Mielonen's nose with his jab from the outside, causing him to sniffle and mouth-breathe.

    10-9 Kristinsson

    30-27 Kristinsson
     
  11. IntentionalButt

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    Round 4

    Kristinsson is carrying his left arm low to bait Mielonen, but still ends up having to lead. Mielonen just standing pat, waiting, and still getting caught by the jab when Kristinsson throws it. A few straight combos now by Kristinsson, headhunting as Mielonen sweeps at the midsection with hooks and grazes before Kristinsson flits outside again. Wide hook attempted up top by Mielonen as they step into a clinch, his inner bicep clanging off the side of Kristinsson's head, missing knuckle pad contact by almost the full length of his own arm. Double jabs galore landing for Kristinsson.

    10-9 Kristinsson

    40-36 Kristinsson
     
  12. FrankinDallas

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    Mielonen ( means melon head in Finnish) is awful. Absolutely awful.
     
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  13. IntentionalButt

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    This is only Mielonen's second time (and Kristinsson's third) seeing a 5th round.

    Neither has ever seen a 7th, if we get there.
     
  14. IntentionalButt

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    I'm only a year younger but would sign up to fight him in a heartbeat and not be too worried.
     
  15. IntentionalButt

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    50-45 Kristinsson, and it looks as though a conversation is transpiring in Mielonen's corner with the ref involved - about to retire?