I'm convinced; Pacquiao cannot lose this fight.

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  1. counterstrike

    counterstrike Member Full Member

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    Here are the reasons why I have absolutely no faith in Mayweather on May 2nd.

    1. Pacquiao is literally a midget, giving Floyd a much smaller target than vice versa.
    2. Pacquiao is allowed his choice of regulation gloves, giving him an unfair advantage.
    3. Floyd will disadvantage himself by getting hit while fighting for the fans.
    4. Floyd Sr.'s brain is shot.
    5. The increase in Pac's head size (as pointed out by Ray Charles) is due to thickening of the skull. Floyd will break his hands on that rock hard noggin early in the fight while planting laser right hands.
    6. The dosage limit of Xylocaine allowed by the Nevada Boxing Commission is dangerously low.
    7. Unfortunately, the fight won't be reffed by the most impartial ref around: Kenny Bayless. Consequently, Pac may be allowed to get in some punched that illegally touch Floyd's face.
    8. Ariza is actually an agent for Pac. He will give Floyd the wrong shakes which will mess with his balance. As a result he may occasionally slip and touch the canvas without any hand from his opponent (a la Judah fight). The biased ref may incorrectly rule these as knockdowns.
    9. USADA is about to go bust, leaving VADA as the only other viable option for testing.
    10. Voodoo hex.
    11. Floyd will get distracted by the fact that Manny has used auto-tune on his ring walk song to enhance his singing performance.
    I really don't see how Mayweather can win :huh

    Anything I've missed?
     
  2. Vigilance777

    Vigilance777 Active Member Full Member

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    not really sure whose side you're being sarcastic toward...
     
  3. afterglow

    afterglow Well-Known Member Full Member

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    More importantly.......Who takes the bigger dumps?
     
  4. alakran

    alakran Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :roflvoodoo hex
     
  5. Benitom3

    Benitom3 Boxing Junkie banned

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    Raymi will be sparring Mayweather and soften him up pretty good for Pac. Possibly ko him
     
  6. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    :-(
     
  7. counterstrike

    counterstrike Member Full Member

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    Good question, I didn't even consider this. The fighter who wins this contest will obviously be at a weight disadvantage come fight night.
     
  8. counterstrike

    counterstrike Member Full Member

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    Bro, you must be dreaming...

    Mayweather will not go near Raymi. Raymi hits May with a body shot on his exposed left kidney and puts him on dialysis.
     
  9. Benitom3

    Benitom3 Boxing Junkie banned

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    He has to wear double the body gear vs Raymi
     
  10. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    :-(
     
  11. igor_otsky

    igor_otsky Undefeated Full Member

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    dafuq:rofl:rofl
     
  12. Benitom3

    Benitom3 Boxing Junkie banned

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    I want to see the fight. Mayweather, please do not go near Raymi!
     
  13. Techniques

    Techniques Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Best prediction of all time
     
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  15. afterglow

    afterglow Well-Known Member Full Member

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    It's gonna be neck in neck in there.

    Floyd loves Mickey D's and cookies. While Manny has to have like 64568456456465454 Calories worth of food to keep from dropping back down to flyweight.

    Somebodies gotta take a big dump to get over the hump. :bbb