all i will say im happy for you means you dont have to follow England in the cricket anymore you can cliam you follow the Aussies.
but you'll never be able to hide your true identity here. All you have to do is smile with your teeth showing :tong
Our highest profile "arsebandit" (as you put it) is a former swimmer. But you guys havent had a strong swimmer for so that that it is no surprise you've never heard of him. About Muttley, you will get used to him. He is always a bit behind. Lets just say his brain is an Amega500. Bit outdated.