I'm showing Marquez v Katsidis!!!

No no it was neither what i heard was he rang up marquez and Katsidis both were apparently in the middle of sparring but they heatd starmatthews was on the phone so they stopped, he set up a conference call between the two where they both agreed to leave their respective promoters and give the fans "A real treat" and show it for a £1 deposit.

Other contractual stipulations did however tie them into a 3 fights deal with Audley in a round robin tournament. ESB eagerly awaits further news of this channel

:nut

 

Just out of curiosity, if this comes off how many sales are you hoping to get? And how will you be advertising it?

I don't know how much the rights to these things cost, but I'd imagine at £5 a pop you're going to need a fair sized audience.

Can't have been an easy sell to the bank manager...

 

This is clearly a lie because I am showing it on my channel, which I have also completely made up...

 

I'm leading a consortium which is heavily involved in holidays in space. We are about to finish the building of a rocket, and are are on target for completion within the next week, subject to tying up a deal with the air miles people. We hope to be orbiting the earth a few days later, weather permitting. Do you need help with the launch of satellites, or any other technical issues, or have you got it all squared away with Sky?

Will you consider accepting some luncheon vouchers for the Kats fight?

 

In light of new developments, the validity of this "refund" is rather questionable now

 

Wait, Marquez-Katsidis isn't on SKY?!?!?!

When did this happen? Oh ****, I was looking forward to this ****ing fight being on SKY. Now i'm pissed.

 

I think that everyone should get a refund who paid for it...:good

 

^ makes sense..look at all those off key religous/ethnic channels..

 

Whats your bank details so i can send you a transfer?

 

No idea what you have to do to get a channel on sky, but going by some of the channels you see on sky, I wouldn't be suprised if he's telling the truth.

 

So all you have so far is a loan from the bank? That's hardly confirmation that your showing the fight man. You need to get onto SKY.

 

Yeh, that's true. There is a lot of complete **** on sky. Actually about 85% of the channels are ****.

 

I have no money. But I have wafer thin ham. I hope you will be accepting meat money.

 

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