Imagine thinking Usyk has a chance against Fury.

Supremely.... I even wrote a mini-article on the subject.

Usyk KO's Fury in 8. It'll look like a F5 tornado ripping through a trailer park. Usyk feasts on taller guys, and that drug addled tub of whale**** known as Tyson Luke Fury will be his biggest meal. Fury has always had issues with southpaws, he was a sitting duck for that looping left from Otto, and he's about as fast on his feet as Old Man Ortiz, yet he was backing him up throughout the first 6 rounds of their fight, Tyson only started having success against him when Otto gassed, which will not happen with Usyk. Then for the people who naively think Usyk can't hurt him, Tyson has been rocked to his core by glass jawed Abell at least twice before he stopped him, alongside all of the smaller guys that have dropped him or hurt him like Cunningham, McDermott, Pajkic and Chisora, the first three are 6'3, like Usyk, Chisora is 6'2. Let's also not forget Wallin, who got his second wind, had Fury out on his feet in the 12th. Then add in Usyk's incredible stamina, so he won't be easy to catch and wail on like Otto in the second half of their fight. Usyk's going to be ducking under his looping hooks all night, getting in his grill and working Fury's blobby ass over like a speedbag. Fighting skill less dossers for the last decade has greatly flattered Fury. Literally 8, arguably 9 out of Usyk's last 10 opponents, are better boxers than everyone Fury has faced in the last 5 years..

It's actually kind of sickening how brainwashed to the point of denial all the Fury fanboys are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, people like to pick against and root against Fury, myself included, duly noted. You're not gonna get me with any of your asinine attacks. Because it will not change the fact that Wilder, even according to most Fury fanboys in the lead up to all three fights, in their words, is a talentless hack and a dosser, whatever the **** that is. Then any time Whyte's name was brought up, people laughed maniacally at the thought he had a chance, because as I've been saying for years myself, Whyte is a bum. Then, let us not forget, of his 4 previous matches, Wlad was coming off of two of the assiest performances he'd given, against Povetkin and Jennings, which were borderline painful to watch. So... tell me, if Wilder and Whyte are both bums, by your own admission, why should Fury get all this credit for his wins over them? Okay, fine... the Klitschko win was decent, albeit it was against an old Wlad, who's been apprehensive to go on the attack since 2005, that supposedly Usyk dominated in sparring. But aside from that... who exactly has he shared the ring with has 1/10th the skillset Usyk possesses? Two hacky plodders and an old man can't hold a candle to the speed, the timing, the accuracy, the footwork, the angles, the combinations, the gas tank, the absolute brilliance of Usyk, who also happens to be a southpaw, who tend to be an issue for Fury. When I said it's going to look like a tornado ravaging a trailer park, I'm not kidding. Usyk will not only beatdown this mentally fragile cokehead, he's going to ragdoll him.There's a reason why the Gypsy Queen is so concerned with defense, because any time anyone grazes those tragically frail whiskers of his, he gets stunned or goes down like a sack of potatoes. I'll give Tyson this, the man has solid powers of recovery, because most of the time, his bummy opponents can only land on him once. That isn't going to be a problem for Usyk. He'll double the connect percentages of Wilder, Whyte and Wlad combined. Consider the Wallin fight, which he barely survived, a harbinger of things to come, Wallin came within a round or two of pulling the upset. Usyk is 10 times the fighter Wallin is.

 

Kronk Fury is a big slow shithouse. All he had to worry about against that bum from Tuscaloosa was a big telegraphed right hand and he still couldn't get out of the way of a lot of them even though everyone could see them coming from a mile away. When Kronk Fury actually fought someone with a bit of skill who could box Ottomatic he was dragged through hell and back.

As far as I'm concerned Fury abandoning his Gypsy Slickness is the equivalent to abandoning all his children and throwing them out on the mean streets of Morecambe to fend for themselves and I've never forgiven him for doing so. He transformed from being the slickest fighter to ever don a pair of gloves to a big slow clumsy plodder.

Sure it was a truly beautiful thing to witness him beat the soul out of that dosser's body on his own soil in front of his loved ones and I'm eternally grateful to him for doing the world that favour. And personally speaking, I was not at all happy about The Dosser's corner saving their boy from an even more biblical shellacking in Baptism II so I'm even more appreciative of Fury for picking right up where he left off in Baptism III and administering an even worse beating to him culminating with the icing on the cake deeply satisfying HL reel KO at the end of it.

The most impressive thing about Kronk Fury apart from his hilariousness has been his ring walks which were epic

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But Usyk will cause this big slow Kronk Fury plodder absolute nightmares with his speed, movement and skills