important info for those of us going to Hamburg

A chap i work with has a son who lives out in Germany, and he said he has been on the **** everywhere and gets no grief from any german national, like other people have said i expect that if there are any issues it will no doubt be the english. I dont drink so it wont effect me that much, just go out there for a good nite of boxing and dont get in any trouble apparently the police are ****s out their so dont get nicked whatever you do. i hate the thought of getting banged up abroad, **** that ****.

G

 

What is this 1945 ???

 

If you're Jewish, put the pigtails under your hat.

 

Unfortunatly (if you see it that way), having a father who served in the forces and decided to knock up some German bird when he was posted out there I have spent much time in Germany and can safely say that unless you are a complete twat who looks to start a fight, which it appears a small minority of British sports fans seem to like to do, you will see no trouble at all. Indeed, my friends and I have travelled to Berlin quite few times as the clubbing scene is very decent there and I have had some of my best night out there.

At the very least the locals, and the doctors seemed pretty helpful when my friend had to have his stomach pumped ha ha.

 

Best & only true beer in the world & thats all down to the German Purity Laws, it's all on the back of a bottle of BECKS. Back in 1569 or about's. But the beer is ****in delicious but strong. It's all i drink in the UK. Yer don't go mental on this gear as ther's no chemicals in it so yer don't get the steller head

Only thing over there is that they don't give yer full rations as most of it's head on the beer + the jerries drink slow & eat while there at it. All i wanted to do was neck it & after 10 pints it was lights out...but NO HANGOVER

 

That Danny Dyer pic had me in stitches in the office.

 

I'm going to bring my muslamic ray gun with me

 

Are the Turks immune from it?

 

My mate's just come back from Hamburg too.

He told me, (strictly on the hush-hush, a little word in my shell-like) .....
"It's full of Krauts, and some of 'em are pretty handy. Big Briegels and Hanses, and Heinzes too .... and they don't want no Jack the Lads giving it 'the big I am' in their back yard .... so my advice to you, son, don't go acting the Billy Big Bollocks after a coupla shants, or we could be in deep **** with the locals, and who needs the aggro ?"


Just passing on that message. If I get any more info I let you know.

 

what about ******s

are we going to be sent to internment camps

 

If you set up that alais soley to post in this thread then you really need to get out more

 

I'd agree with earlier posts, onmoy folk I've ever ad a row with n holiday are folk from within 15 miles of my own town, and usually support Celtic...