Inside Knowledge....Aussie Boxing or...

Probably not so funny to you guys....but my mate is a cheeky *****.

He went to a Pysio coz of his back injury and it happened to be Martin Bella.

It was pretty obvious that Bella expected to be recognised and Steve deliberately ignored him.

After a bit of time and football talk Bella was getting increasingly frustrated at not being recognised....Finally, he could take no more and he said "I'm Martin Bella, I've played State of Origin and for Australia"

Steve deliberately looked unimpressed and replied..... "I'm Steve Shields and I play halfback for Woy Woy.....I hope you're better at your real job"
atsch

 

He was a halfback.....They are all cheeky ****s.

 

This concerns me and a Middleweight Tongan boxer called Sioni Sani. (He fought Tony Mundine twice):deal

I was at Dalleen's Gym and there were only a few of us training and I wanted to do Medicine ball situps....(We used to do them on a bench 3 feet high) so I needed someone to hold my ankles.

There was this stunning blonde....never seen a a girl in our Gym before....and she came up and offerred to hold my ankles.

Then she proceeded to sit astride my legs facing me....This was 1969.....Miniskirt was crotch height....OZ had never seen a ***** before.....and every time I struggled back up...I was getting a view of "The Promised Land":admin :admin

After 10mins I heard an angry shout.... It was Sioni Sani.... And it was his Fiancee whose ***** I had been ogling.... Not a happy camper.atsch

Things weren't looking good for young OZ....when our trainer turned up.

He said to Us that Galluzo (Johnny) wouldn't be able to make it for his sparring session with Sioni and for me to take his place (It's OK....He'll take it easy on you...It's only for his speed work)

YEAH....****ing right..... I **** myself.:scaredas:

Anyway....I'm in the ring with Sani....and the ***** could have ironed me out anytime he wanted...but the **** wanted to really damage me. He beat me up real good but wouldn't hit me hard enought to deck me.

I survived 3.... 3 minute rounds before Johnny worked out something was wrong and he called it quits. :huh

Then Manny Vaka.....another Tongan....but he was a Lightheavy come Heavyweight....offered to take my place. (Manny had taken me under his wing since I first started at the Gym...and he had seen what Sioni was up to....and he wasn't happy)

So he gets in the ring and proceeds to knock the living **** out of Sioni for 1 and a half rounds before our trainer stopped it.:yep

He looked at us all....Shook his head...."The whole world's gone ****ing mad"...and walked off.:roll:

Not particularly funny...but geez she had nice legs....:yep It was worth the flogging.:hey