Inside The Mind of Calzaghe

you havent trounced anyone!! you hit a heavy bag for 20 seconds then you were shattered!!!

upload your boxing card and prove your record!! surely you have an amateur bout on video!!

 

oh and since when was lancashire anywhere near motherwell!!! come on rocky im sure your uncle taught you some geography in between grooming you!!!

 

I will do no such thing. I'm not some minion unlike you.

Have you ever heard of video-editing pea-brain? Well that tiny clip is edited from the final 30 minutes of a 3 hour non-stop brutal heavy bag session. I was only just beginning to tire, but I still had such stamina that I could unleash a 38 power-punch super combination which features laser-like jabs, stinging hooks, and thunderous body shots.

If anything ,that shows my strength, fortitude and unrivaled stamina.

:bbb:happy

 

:roflatsch I said North Lanarkshire, not Lancashire. Motherwell is in North Lanarkshire. Go back and read my post.

Wow. What an idiot.

 

Sorry, I don't deal with Astro Bumper wearing reprobates. Call my agent.

 

Sheepshagger dannylikesboys147 has scurried off after I pwned and humiliated him in public. :rofl:rofl

It's irrefutable.

 

3 hour heavy bag session and you still have noodle arms!! you should have ordered yourself an adults body when you were at argos!!

 

I have bulging biceps and ripped abs. You have a blobby stomach, pasty skin and can barely manage half a press-up. :rofl

Now apologise for accusing me of not knowing where Motherwell is. I flogged and humiliated you and exposed you as a hypocrite.:happy

 

Your patter is ****ing atrocious man. Shockingly bad. Are you a hun?

 

ive actually just left the army so i think half a press up is achievable!! but really i do apologise to you for not giving my full attention to your wonderful post.I just hope that one day when i approach you for a picture when you are 100-0 you can forgive me and give me a moment of your time!!

 

Apology accepted.

 

on that note im off home for a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggg wank so you better get yourself off to the corner to get yer da 2 tenner bags afore he gets hame fae the dole affice!!