Invisible Ali with 11 double-length Arms: Vs. 9' Tyson @ 2.5X Punching Power

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  1. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Since there is a mini-trend to compare absurd combinations of modified capacities of ATGs, here is A Modest Proposal.

    Neither fighter has any characteristics unspecified modified, speed, strength, endurance...

    Ali is invisible. He has 11 arms, each precisely twice as long as his old ones.

    Tyson has the exact same proportions...Except he is now 9' tall.
    He can strike 2 & 1/2 times as hard as he could before.

    So basically Ali could constantly hit Tyson, including with several fists simultaneously.
    And use other arms to block things, & the reach to hit anywhere.
    Tyson would need to flail away after contact to even guess where Ali was-& Ali would have all of his old speed.

    But Tyson could now hit way harder than any human ever.
    So anything he struck could be numbed or broken.

    Could Tyson get through the thicket of arms before absorbing too much damage with Ali moving in, out & around him...

    And could Ali finish him before he lost the service of two many limbs to fight effectively?
     
  2. BlackCloud

    BlackCloud I detest the daily heavyweight threads Full Member

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    Hahaha.

    I bet the usual 3 will be wishing they had thought of it.

    Are you using the Ali of the Shavers fight for this one, you know how they attempt to disguise their efforts.
     
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  3. JohnThomas1

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    Ali would have Tyson a mental mess before they even entered the ring, particularly given he is now invisible. Ali would mock Tysons lisp and absurd height at every opportunity.

    "Everyone said the manchild was too tall,
    before the end of the 8th shall he fall!"
     
  4. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Thanks B.C.

    Ah, those threads are silly, but worse is how too many start insulting & verbally sodomizing each other.
    I do not follow the drama with care, so do not know about who is hiding what, or an alt, etc.
    Folks are free to appreciate the parody of creating wildly implausible hybrid ATGs...
    Or try to answer the insanely formulated premises for Pure Fun.

    Good question-I am assuming each man has their peak conditions intact.
    So basically Ali of the Williams fight Vs. Tyson against Spinks.

    Merely insert relevant Monstrous additions of arm # & length, being invisible...
    Against a TME (tallest man ever, by a shade) who can hit way harder than anyone ever.


    Bonus Round: IF you believe Ali's advantage insurmountable...
    Would he still win if he was visible for 3 seconds every time he is struck anywhere but on the arms?

    And IF you think Tyson too formidable to lose...
    Would he still win if when Ali landed 8 unanswered punches, Tyson Shrunk to 1/4 size for 7 second intervals?

    The mind must Reel, Boggle...& finally Snap.
     
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  5. BlackCloud

    BlackCloud I detest the daily heavyweight threads Full Member

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    When we look at some of the names who have left, or we have sadly lost this past year, Magoo, Burt, Powerpuncher etc and then look at who they have been replaced with, it is scary, especially with the FIG 3.
    Talk about watering down!



    P.s.
    FIG is an anagram of the 3 biggest offenders first initials.
    I won't directly name names but am sure people can work it out.
     
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  6. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Mr. Magoo had great posts! Que pasa with him?
     
  7. BlackCloud

    BlackCloud I detest the daily heavyweight threads Full Member

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    No idea where Magoo went sadly.
     
  8. BlackCloud

    BlackCloud I detest the daily heavyweight threads Full Member

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    I forgot to mention the shocking use of punctuation by some!
     
  9. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    If it was only grammatical abuse we would all be well served!

    I could do without the constant anger management eruptions, personal attacks & assorted pi**ing matches-often by me who are intelligent & decent in real life.
     
  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Wait, so which of the others passed away? You mentioned him, burt and Powerpuncher as those "who left or we sadly lost this past year"?
     
  11. HerolGee

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    tyson with 2.5 power would probably dislocate his own arms off with the force.

    theres limits.
     
  12. Combatesdeboxeo_

    Combatesdeboxeo_ Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    lol
     
  13. BlackCloud

    BlackCloud I detest the daily heavyweight threads Full Member

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    No idea who may have passed away IB, it was merely a list of names who, for whatever reason, no longer post.
     
  14. JackSilver

    JackSilver Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Most are probably in jail.
     
  15. Wass1985

    Wass1985 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Most have new accounts on here.....