Invisible Ali with 11 double-length Arms: Vs. 9' Tyson @ 2.5X Punching Power

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  1. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Ah c'mon Herol: we are postulating magical characteristics such as invisibility & 11 arms.
    Of course the presumption is that they could execute without injury..
    If someone had impossible power, they could have a system that could accomodate it.
    An untrained Chimpanzee if ~ 3 times stronger than an average man, though much smaller.
    A Goirlla 8X as powerful.
    So biology exists where greater force can be attained with non-human muscle fibers & other factors.

    Though actually if Tyson was 9' tall without any form of gigantacism...
    perhaps he could generate such power with human biology anyway.

    So feel free to make your wager.
     
  2. BCS8

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    I say 9 foot Tyson wipes the floor with invisible arms Ali. Sooner or later he's going to grab an arm and drop the hammer on Ali. Of course, if the ring is say, 200 feet square, 9 ft Tyson is doomed.

    Excellent thread.
     
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  3. The Senator

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    The key to this fight is to discern whether Mega Tyson has an enhanced chin, since it's going to get pasted relentlessly here, from all angles. Invisible Ali can also sneakily go low, elbow, headbutt and strike from the clinch at will unless the ref has special glasses or something. I see Invisible Ali defeating Mega Tyson in five, too much to deal with, and he's not going to land on what he can't see.
     
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  4. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Good thought Senator, I did not think of that!
    Welcome to the forum. Where is your Jurisdiction/title from?

    Invisible Ali would indeed win if he can cheat like this.
    So I gotta specify that he would need to fight clean, or the referee has those special glasses.
    No enhanced chin for Tyson; all special characteristics must be specified.
    The question is would his already excellent chin be enough to have him last until he can get to Ali? At that force, even striking the arms would be between very painful & totally numbing & remove their efficacy for a while, or break them entirely.

    If Tyson could bull forward & catch Ali on the body, that damage or just being able to see him for 3 seconds to land a combination could take him out.

    Tyson could get away with a standard amount of grabbing, not a clinch fest.
    Though that would not in itself allow him to reach Ali's body, he would have to advance through many arms strking him.
    If Tyson grabs a bit, Ali would need to be allowed a bit of hitting on the break.

    Ali would likely only use already numbed & disbled arms for blocking if he had to, since the punches would be so hard, best to just land & keep moving.

    Ali might uncharacteristically go to the body often, since even with insanely long arms, he would have to punch waaaaay up to reach Tyson's chin.

    Ali has the far more freakish abilities; Tyson just has impossible power & world record height.
    Though would it be enough when you can hit that hard?
    Tyson had superb reflexes: could he anticipate where Ali is, & if he hit beyond the arms, capitalize? Even one combo landed thrown with such force would take out anyone.
    Or a single body punch...

    If Ali did not get him out with 100's of punches landed in a round, or wear him out.

    Thanks BCS8!
    But I think 200 square feet is not so large that it would definitely determine the outcome, though it would help Ali.
    Assume an average sized ring.
     
  5. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Add this to the thoughts just above:

    It is an open question whether I assign Tyson magical super punching power, or just say that logically even a giant Tyson would need to have unreal handspeed also, to generate such inhuman force. The latter & even Ali could avoid nothing by moving away.

    In real life, it is on the outskirts of credibility that the hardest puncher ever could hit 10% harder than #2.
    Being able to generate 2.5 times the power would be like the fastest pitcher regularly being able to reach 250 miles per hour!
    Even half-energy shots could produce more damage than anyone you could imagine...
    Whether Ali could keep moving & fighting well with significant pain & damage would be a deciding factor.
     
  6. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Any more Brilliant Thoughts on this Epic Battle of Fatuosity & Absurditude?
     
  7. BlackCloud

    BlackCloud I detest the daily heavyweight threads Full Member

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    Not really, but there has been a marked drop off of these type of theads so maybe the message hit home.
    This is, however, the weekend, so anything could happen.
     
  8. Grapefruit

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    I'd have to give it to invisible Ali, he would follow Tyson around mocking him like a beligerant ghost, and then fight night he would stand outside the ring flailing his 11 foot invisible arms hitting Tyson repeately until Tyson realized he needs to start swinging wildly and by doing so he connects a uppercut to Ali's funnybone, Ali screams in pain giving away his position to Tyson who comes running to the ringside corner he heard the noise at swinging every punch he knows the whole time hoping one oblierates his invisible opponet, Ali stops screaming realizing he is in great danger and moves himself behind Tyson unleashing vicious soccer kicks to the baddest man on the planet's infamous groin, the fight ends with Tyson grabbing his balls screaming in agony rolling on the canvas like Riddick bowe did after gollata destroyed his nutsack, but since the refs couldnt see what happened, Ali wins by knock out
     
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