iron chin testing

Yeh my friend, a railway sleeper fell on my head, and it was the wood that cracked not my cranuim. Iron chin certified. :deal

 

Metal detector.

 

Yes. They have a testing facility in downtown Philadelphia. It's super high tech and the process has been peer reviewed and fully accepted.
They strap you to a gurney and hit you in the ducking face with precise, power measured robotic punches from all different angles. Some you see coming, some you don't as they place a blindfold on for stage 2 of the test. Stage 3 you get flurried with full force, Mercer-Morrison style until you are dead.
This way, your family gets a fully accurate summation of exactly where your chin stood. They also go the extra mile and do an HIV test. That way they can determine if the final flurry was such a shock to your system that your body spontaneously developed AIDS, which has only happened once in known history.

 

did mercer give morrison aids then? :think

 

I've never heard of, nor could I imagine, a safe or legit test to determine how much force it takes to knock out, concuss or daze a particular person. So, unless there is some crazy new secret method, the short answer is NO.

The fatal Philadelphia method is the only known test, but I would avoid that one :goo

 

Due to medical privacy laws, that information is not available to the public, but yes he certainly did:deal

 

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Yes, it is just a joke. Fortunately, they do not do a task in Philadelphia where they use robot arms to punch you to death to determine how much of a punch you can take, nor do they test if these punches actually spontaneously cause aids

 

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