either Klitchko? a prime Muhammad Ali? a pack of pit bulls? Superman? God Almighty? Never!! How then can such an omnicient immortal such as Manny "Let's all bow our heads in reverance to him" Pacquiao even be considered to lose to Hatton?
How the hell would the Klits or Ali hit him? Too evasive. Easy wins for Pac. Fighting Hatton would be like us mortals fighting a dead maggot.
Actually I think Hatton has the best chance out of all of these: Klitchko would have to get down to his knees to hit pacman upon which pac will travel with the speed of light around the immobilized giant and rabbit punch him into ko way to fast to be seen by the ref therefore: KO1 Pac. Ali and Pac would give an impression of the swan lake ballet as they dance like butterflies. However since the midget is again too short to be hit by ali, ali would be the only one getting stung like a bee with Pacs straight left leaving Ali's ankle noticably swollen: UD12 Pac The pac of dogs would be distracted by pac throwing down shitloads of liempo and crispy pata, after which the filipino would crack their skulls and suck out their brains "balut style". Flawless victory by KO1 and becoming merienda. Superman is silly to mention .. everyone knows pac is made of kryptonite. No contest, Superman collapses before entering the ring. Fixed.God would take a dive for Pac, he has an outstanding bill for tv exposure with Pac. Pac will make God look good though. God dominating the match only to take a dive in the last minute of the fight: KO12 Pac. Pac-Hatton is a great matchup though. Personally I favor Pac because i think he is the faster more complete boxer nowadays, but only slightly, could be the fight of the year. 55-45% fight imho.
