Is Joshua off the PEDs?

Team AJ already has a portfolio of pre-packaged excuses like this ready for when he eventually does fail a test. I heard they have a cache of Canelo's Mexican meat and Jon Jones' boner pills stored in a Vault above the Wimpy in Rickmansworth. The postman also recently delivered a bottle of Ortiz's blood pressure meds and a blank subscription pad to one Evan Fields at that address.

 

If I f*cked your wife would you need to do a pregnancy test before you got annoyed about it?

 

Not an insult at all, genuine question. If it was abundantly clear to your eyes that I penetrated your wife, would you need to do a pregnancy test, which she may or may not pass, in order to get annoyed about it? It's a pretty simple question.

 

Exactly. The only way the guys at the very top get caught is if one of their own team turns on them.

The only silver lining for those out there who give a sh1t about the sport is that AJ is proven to be a complete idiot. He's the kind of man who at 22 yo thinks it's a good idea to drive 80mph in his fancy drug dealer Mercedes when carrying half a pound of weed in the boot. If intelligent cheaters like Marion Jones and Lance Armstrong get exposed, there's a decent chance an idiot like AJ will be too one day.